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October 31st, 2009 by Kelly
Paris Hilton hosted a Halloween party last night at her home in Mulholland Estates. Both she AND boyfriend Doug Reinhardt dressed up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, which I don’t get. Wouldn’t a Dorothy/Scarecrow, Dorothy/Toto, Dorothy/Tin Man combo have been better than two Dorothys? Or, if you’re trying to be creative, Dorothy/Toto (the band)? I think Reinhardt just wanted to finally wear those size 16 satin pink pumps of his out in public and used this as an excuse. (See more pics in the gallery.)
The party hit the skids when traffic backed up so badly that none of her guests could get into her driveway. That’s not a sexual euphemism. (Since we’re talking about Paris, I thought I should clarify.)
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Only wonky-eyed Paris Whorebag could make dressing like Dorothy slutty. Why does she have to make everything she wears slutty?!
Exactly what I thought…
It’s not just Paris. People use Halloween to make anything slutty. Case in point: http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230×230/Sexy-Nun-Costume_F99DB6B4-pray-grey.jpg
Last night Bin Laden came out of hiding just in time to join the other party-goers in Paris Hilton’s vagina.
i think he’s just dressing up as paris. cuz dorothy doesn’t usually have…blonde hair.
Oh, she’s still alive?
Actually, Douchebag Reinhardt probably just borrowed a pair of Paris’ shoes…seeing as her feet seem to be the size of small sedans.
I was actually thinking her feet look even bigger than his in the pictures.
“I should warn you, every time I see a bed sheet I want to suck a dick”