Time to Stock Up on Earplugs
October 27th, 2009 by molls
Most people aren’t a fan of Scarlett Johansson’s singing and acting, but that’s never stopped her from doing it. Now she’s taking it to the next level by appearing on Broadway. Good grief.
The show, A View From the Bridge (which thankfully does not appear to be a musical), will open on January 24th, which means that Scarlett has plenty of time to practice before the big day. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if local area husbands take an interest in the theater, because let’s face it: This broad is sexy as hell no matter what her mouth is doing.
The upside for Scarlett? She’ll be appearing opposite Tony winner Liev Schreiber, who won for his performance in Glengarry Glen Ross. That ought to make the whole play much better and hopefully inspire Scarlett to keep her game stepped up throughout the showing.
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Yeah um, I like Scarlett’s acting but her singing is just terrible. How many albums has she sold? I can’t imagine it’d be over…5.
I don’t know… this is way too much Look-I-can-do-SO much-more-than-acting” for me…
Oh! A View From the Bridge! I kinda love that play. Thankfully, I don’t live in New York and thus don’t feel the compulsion to go see her attempt an Italian accent.
She can sing to me all she likes. Especially if she’ll wear those panties she wore in the bedroom scene in Lost in Translation.
I like how that “Shop This Look” sticker on the picture is on her ear.
I actually really like her singing. I prefer deeper female voices.
so.. what does this have to do with getting earplugs if it’s not a musical then?
I love Scarlett, she can do no wrong in my eyes. I totally have a girl crush on her. :-)
She can’t be any worse than Taylor Swift. She totally sucks.
Does she actually JUMP off the bridge when she’s done “singing” about it? Cuz I’d pay to see that!