Quotables
October 27th, 2009 by Molls
“It could be a year, a month, a week – who knows?
– Michael Lohan on how soon he expects his daughter to die now that she’s supposedly addicted to various prescription medicines.
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For once, I hope this guy knows what he’s talking about.
I wish we had a thumbs down option for comments. THUMBS DOWN.
I’m a closet Lindsey Lohan fan, but even if I wasn’t, I would wish her death. WFT is work with you people?
wrong*
U would wish her death? Harsh.
oh good god, tell me he didn’t say it as nonchalantly as it reads.
I can almost hear him saying, “whatevs.”
Douche to the bag.
this is the only time i’ve ever been actually horrified by something on the internet.
that is nasty.
With parents like Dina and Michael Lohan, Lindsay never had a chance.
If we are lucky, it will only be a day—one more, precious day.
you’re nasty.
she’s a human being, she didn’t harm anyone with her behavior (other than good taste), why do you wish her death?
Uh, because she’s producing dangerous methane gas that is slowly killing the planet one breath at a time? That’s reason enough for me.
Hilarious CrabtownUSA, just hilarious!
Well, he definitely knows what to say to get himself in the news.
Bringin’ back the friendship bracelet!
Look what I made at day camp!
Molls,
How come no update on the Rosie/Kelly split? She has confirmed it on her blog….
sick :S
Just as long as he precedes her into the Great Beyond.
Aww crap! One more precious day has come and Lindsay Ho-han is still here…well there’s always tomorrow….
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And you ask why? Because she is a waste of human space. She is crap. She is empty. She produces nothing and is stupid. She is illiterate and vapid. She has the reverse midas touch — everything she touches turns to shit. I would have respected her if she would pull herself together and use her gift but she is a waste. Too many people have given her too many chances. Goodbye. Won’t miss her. Just another speck of dust.
I wonder if he got that friendship bracelet from Jon.
I was looking at the picture and thinking that Jon probably has a matching one. BFFs forever! The brotherhood of douche.
ahhhaha! I would love to have been a fly on the wall during that exchange, lots of calling each other “bro” and towel snapping, cause they were definitely in locker room at the time.
She’s about dead to common sense and basic survival as Parasite and Amy Winehouse are..
You should really do your homework before posting such quotes, molls. I think his quote actually related to when Jon Gosselin was going to actually stick his dick in his Michael Lohan’s loose as a goose ass.
What is with the pose? Is he doing an ad promoting fist fucking?