Noah Cyrus Has Once Again Been Allowed To Dress Like an Underage Skank
October 25th, 2009 by mollsNoah Cryus wore what looks like a cut-down version of a Fredericks Of Hollywood teddy, some knee-high boots and bright red lipstick to a Halloween party over the weekend. This isn’t the first time the nine year old girl has been dressed wayyyyy too sexy for her age. She and her BFF cousin Emily also walked a red carpet in swimsuits earlier this year. It doesn’t help that the girls make over-sexualized, flirty eyes at the camera. Whatever innocence could be used to defend these trashy costumes is immediately made irrelevant when you see how very aware these girls are of what they are “supposed” to be imitating.
If I were to imagine how this came about, I would think that, like most children, Noah put in a costume request to her mom and they went shopping together and picked this out. Well, probably more like mom put in a call to a stylist who brought over several options and the two of them agreed upon this one. That right there is the problem. At least four more inches of fabric need to be on that costume, and Tish Cryus should not only recognize, but demand that her daughter pick something more suitable. That’s the way these things work. That’s how you ensure that your daughter doesn’t dress like this every day by the time she’s 14. Not to mention the absolutely miserable message this sends to girls who are fans of Miley and see that her sister dresses like this, allowing to think that on any planet, anywhere that this is an appropriate way for a young girl to dress.
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I made a comment about this to my boyfriend the other day when we were in Wal-Mart looking at kids’ Halloween costumes. There were tons of trampy looking costumes for kids even younger than her. Tiny schoolgirl kilts, skanky fairies, etc.
Halloween is the most counter-intuitive holiday ever.
Tart up your underage child, then send them unaccompanied to strangers’ houses to ask for candy.
Hmm. Makes sense to me!
When I was aged 7-9, I dressed up like a dinosaur, at my insistence. I was then a clown for several years. My friends were gypsies, spooky (not skanky) witches, etc. Stop sexualizing your daughters! It’s CREEPY.
I second that!! Well worded!
i so agree. My 9 year old students have been discussing how they plan to be “sexy vampires” for halloween! YIKES!!!
Im a 22 year old girl n even i feel gross looking at this! Its horrible! Where The Hell are her parents?!!?! Are they serious?!! If i saw a 14 year old dressed like that id tut (im British) and think ‘what a tramp’, but she’s not even in high school! In England she’s still 2 years away from high school, she’s in year 4/5 over here! At that age i wore shorts down to my knees, baggy sports t-shirts, and trainers everywhere! I was a bit of a tomboy and hated dresses! Even at halloween i wanted to be a witch – but that involved a black bin bag as a cape and face-paint! What a joke!
She’s a paedophile’s dream! And her parents are sick!! Shouldn’t be allowed children if they cant even provide appropriate clothing for them!
I’am against calling a little girl names. She’s imitating what she sees and thinks is adult, she doesn’t have parents who have any sense and they had to know she would be singled out and reviled because they didn’t tell her it was an inappropriate costume for her age. 22 at a frat party – it would have been a hit.
Try to remember who and what her mother is, she was a groupie who dumped her kids by various bar band members on her mom’s door step like they were kittens, she cared more about dick than her kids and until she met BillyRay and kept having kids by him *her brass ring* she was pretty unfit as a parent. I think the blame should be placed on the right person. Not a kid who doesn’t have a mother who knows any better than to do this to her daughter – who was sure to be made a fool of publicly. Think about what kind of mother would buy something like this for a child to be so sexualized and think it was okay.
so because he mother is mean that gives her the right to look like she just got back from the street corner to walk the red carpet.
YIKES!
That kid has to be one of the ugliest kids I have seen in my life.. sorry, I said it.
yes. I agree. Completely. that was the first thing I thought. Why would parents let their CHILD go out dressed like that – and with a face of make-up that makes them look like that!! Shouldn’t they have their child’s best interests at heart??
I looks like she hiked the dress up a bit, okay, a shitload.
what … the … shit ? o.o
hahaha
should i be scared of this ? cause i am .___. i cant believe people make slutty-like clothes for little girls > > ridiculous
I bet she shits candy corn.
Anonymous:
I was sure that eventually the word “Lunch” would be included in your argument. I guess that’s the way all of you mentally challenged rednecks settle things.
Dear Alan,
Pal, when I mention lunch, it doesn’t mean some fairy assed organic meal with tofu and shit, you rainbow flag waving chest waxing douche. I got a hunnerd dollars that you hit the gym with cocksucking tunes by Kanye West and The Smiths blasting on your Iphone you hopelessy less than hip, pubic hair groomed fucking liberal Ralph Lauren wearing a-hole. As far as how rednecks settle things, I just hope there’s a tree limb outside your boring assed hipster condo that’s low enough for me to throw a rope over. Again, who the fuck admits to being named Alan?
Hey People!!!!
Watch Miley Curus Sex Tape online here
http://mileycyrussex-tape.blogspot.com
Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy…
Good Quality video… ;-)
wouldn’t that be child porn? get lost sicko
It was done with parental consent. Actually her old man was the one filming.
Hound dawgs, rusty pick-up trucks and the Confederate flag-what a legacy. The debate is over. I won. Crawl away and lick your wounds.
By the way, I’ll take Alan over Bubba any day.
If that isn’t the image of Americas future “Mega Porn Star” I don’t know what is. For a father to allow a child to wear that, he must be the one feeding her the pipe already. FUCKING GROSS!!!!
By the way Alan, this isn’t me ^, sorry but I’ve been busy bleaching a stain out of my KKK hood for the next State of the Union drinking game party at the First Baptist Church (we drink every time Obama says “George Bush”) and haven’t been able to write today. When you’re through masturbating over your Nancy Pelosi youtube collection, check yourself out in the mirror and make sure your George Michael 5 o’clock shadow is lookin’ good before you head to the nearest mens room stall for dessert.
They should have dressed her as a witch. She’s got the face for it.
It’s a fucking halloween custume,, relax. And any1 saying this is too “sexy” for a 9 year old girl is sick,, shes frikking 9. The word sexy should not even be in your head when it comes too a 9 yeah old.. Also it seems like alot of the ladies on this site are very mean sprited towards this little girl with your hateful comments, What the fuck is wrong with most of you people here?? Envious and jealous of a 9 year old? Patheic
So true. So, so true. Proof that some women eat their young.
Pretty little tramp.
omg whats wrong with u people u act so fucking dumb shes going to school and what do u think the little children in her class are saying. get a grip and shut the fuck up u ass holes.
also miley and her parents are a shame i would never put clothes on my child that way if i caught her in that i would woop her ass.
look im nine and i dont dress like that. i thought noah would grow up better unlike miley im discusted that girl/ miley/her parents need some help