Eh, They Still Look Broken Up To Me

October 22nd, 2009 by Wendie


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Justin Timberlake is visiting Jessica Biel while she is on location in Vancouver to film the A-Team movie.  Naturally, all the media outlets are reporting that Timberlake and Biel are still together or back together.  I just don’t see it that way.

They went to lunch at The Naan with a friend.  Upon leaving, Justin spent most of his time talking on his cell whilst Jessica pouted.  When he finally hung up, she clipped on to him like one of those little koala bears we used to put on our pencils.

I don’t know why Jess thinks she’s Justin’s girlfriend; according to his family, he’s single and always has been.  His grandmother puts it like this:  ”Jessica was keen to marry, but Justin isn’t ready.  He’s busy writing new material and he works hard to be successful — he’s really focused on that. As far as we’re concerned, he’s always been single. The girlfriends come and go, but we believe nothing has ever been serious.  Justin does his own thing and he isn’t ready to marry just yet.”


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9 Responses to “Eh, They Still Look Broken Up To Me”

  1. kmaypottery says:

    “Players only love you when they’re pla-yin”… They look like that couple who is trying to be friends after breaking up. Time to move on.

  2. kick says:

    What’s so great about him anyway?
    Reigning mediocrity.

    At least she’s attractive.

  3. Anonymous says:

    koala bear clips ons? wendie, you are fucking hilarious!

  4. alex says:

    Is that her PA or his trailing close behind? Either way, that job must suck during these moments.

  5. Anonymous says:

    He’s just waiting for Britney to call him
    :D

  6. DeeLynn says:

    grandma = awesome.

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