Didn’t Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Used to Be Sisters?

October 22nd, 2009 by Evil Beet


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Like, twinnish, even?

These days they just look like two random chicks who met when they got rejected from one of Hef’s girlfriend casting sessions for “dressing like poor people but not in a good way” and then decided they’d form their own club where their only master would be The Art of the Smirk.

These shots are from the 2009 Council of Fashion Designers of America’s new members reception in NYC. Because fashion is WHAT THEY DO NOW. Awkward and sung-off-key VHS movies for the aged 2-5 demographic is SO 1995.


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17 Responses to “Didn’t Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Used to Be Sisters?”

  1. C says:

    I don’t know what you’re talking about. They still look like sisters to me.

  2. pfff says:

    who cares about the similarity…they are so amazingly ugly! and with all the money they have…

  3. Hautie says:

    What I have always wonder is when did they become “fashionable”?

    All I see is tiny girls dressed in awful clothes with ratty hair. Like two twelve year olds trying to look 25.

    (Then there is all that awful eye shadow that make them look ghoulish.)

    There is so much potential for them too look great if they would only accept the fact that they are not ever going to be over 5′1 and stop dressing as if they are 6′0 walking a runway.

    • Agree says:

      I agree with Hautie, they would also look better if they smiled once in a while and stop looking like the are bored by everything.

    • Agree says:

      I agree with Hautie, they would also look better if they smiled once in a while and stop looking like the are bored by everything.

  4. audrey says:

    holy mary-kate chin implant.

  5. dolcevita says:

    pff, hautie and agree nailed it. the sisters still both look ratty, bored, poor, unkempt, badly dressed. i remain perplexed as to how and why they became or pretend to be “fashionable”.

  6. Reno says:

    chin implant, nose, job, and lip injections

  7. Jeri says:

    You used to have a hard time telling them apart – not no more!!

  8. Jeri says:

    OK – I’ll try this again but I am not embarrassed – did not cuss or abuse anyone.

    It used to be hard to tell them apart – Not any more!!

  9. Jinxy says:

    I forgot, which one of them killed Heath Ledger again? I always get confused about the which one got the call he was still breathing and decided to have the masseuse wait to see if he woke up instead of calling paramedics.

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