Mitch Winehouse Likes Daughter’s Boobs
October 21st, 2009 by Wendie
Imagine someone asking your dad how you are doing. Imagine your dad exclaiming that you’re well and that your boobs look great. Now silently thank the universe that Mitch Winehouse is not your dad.
Amy Winehouse’s father has been one chatty chap this week. Earlier in the week, he testified to Parliament that he feels rehab is a waste when it is offered to addicts that are facing criminal charges. It’s an ironic viewpoint since rehab is exactly what has kept his own darling daughter out of the clink.
A British telly programme (sorry, but you should expect this sort of thing from me) asked Mitch how his daughter was. He replied “Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn’t have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.”
If there is any consolation, at least Daddy Winehouse doesn’t know how much the operation cost the singer. The reporter mentioned rumors of the augmentation costing $56,000, but Mitch was unaware. ”I don’t know. I didn’t have to pay for it – that’s all I know. Whenever I see her, she says, ‘Dad can you give me a couple of hundred.’ [But] I didn’t have to pay for the boobs. I don’t know.”
And isn’t that just the one sentence we all hope to never hear our fathers utter? ”I didn’t have to pay for the boobs.” Shudder.
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Tune in the same time next week and Papa Winehouse will tell the nice reporters which of the new twins is his favorite.
Ugh – this is right up there with Joe Simpson rhapsodizing about his daughter’s double-d’s. I wonder if there’s a book in worst show-biz parents.
The again, evidently Buster Keaton’s father used to throw his tiny son across the stage as part of their act, so maybe lecherous mouthing-off isn’t as bad as physical abuse (see Joe Jackson).
or…
And isn’t that just the one sentence we all hope to never hear our fathers udder?
she looks so much more healthy!
that is fucking disgusting!
oh, come on. it’s not that bad, and not nearly joe simpsonish. i still give this man credit for asking the world to please stop buying his daughter’s music so the fame and money would no longer fuel her addictions.
I would like a t-shirt with that written on it: “I didn’t have to pay for the boobs.” (White Hanes cotton with magic marker, please. )