Carnie Wilson: Unstapled
October 21st, 2009 by Wendie
I wanted to name this piece “Carnie Wilson: Whored On For One More Day” but I didn’t know if you’d all get my Wilson Phillips lyric reference. OMG, how completely condescending and infantilizing of me! I didn’t know if you’d get it? That was such an Oprah moment and I’m so, so sorry.
Anyway, Carnie is appearing in a new reality show for GSN that’s going by the unfortunate title of Carnie Wilson: Unstapled. It will be a documentary-style program that will follow Carnie on her journey to lose 50 pounds. Might I suggest that she could get halfway to goal by lopping off that Duggar-do?
Okay, this is the ironic part: Carnie said, “This is definitely the most exposed I’ve ever been.” Isn’t this the same chick who flashed her duodenum for all the world to see whilst her gastric bypass surgery was streamed on the Internet? And she thinks that being filmed declining a can of Pringles is the most exposed she’s ever been? Bitch, please.
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Will this woman ever get it through her head that she’s destined to be heavy? It’s your genes lady! She needs to focus on keeping herself healthy but let’s face it, we all know she’ll never be skinny.
That said, I’m going to go eat a seven layer burrito.
mmmmmmm….seven layer burrito!
WHY FOR GSN??
So what happened to the surgery? Did she have it undone or did it just not work?
She really has a problem people…i mean HOW MUCH FOOD does a person have to eat to get to that point…AFTER gastric bypass??? I mean really! And why on earth does she think anyone in their right mind would give a shit if she lost weight again…we already know what will end up happening…the same thing that ALWAYS happens with her…she gets huge again..ala Kirsty Alley.
Embrace your fatness because its obviously what is meant to be! Just try to eat healthy and walk more…thats my advise to her…and her fatass!
as I sit in front of my computer with chinese food!
LOL @ “Carnie Wilson: Whored On For One More Day”
Ugh. This is awful. Wight loss is a psychological thing and I just feel for her so much. I’m tired of hearing ’stop eating so much’, as if it’s that simple. Dignity?
someday somebody’s gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye… on a side note, with a name like “Carnie” aren’t you pretty much destined to exploit yourself.
Don’t forget that she posed nude for Playboy in 2003.
Maybe she meant emotionally exposed…dunno.
for real? that is awkward to think about
She DID just have a baby.
Doesn’t Carnie in spanish mean “meat”…..its her destiny.