Lindsay Stares in Face of Donatella Versace, Sees Own Future

October 20th, 2009 by Wendie


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Linds and Donatella Versace cuddled at the Whitney Museum gala last night in New York City.  Donatella is a walking, talking representation of a more mature Lindsay.  All LL needs to do is stare into the unmoving face of Donatella to see her own fate as it will occur in about three years.  Neutral dress?  Check.  Scarecrow hair?  Check.  Paralyzed facial muscles?  Check.  Long-standing love of coke?  Check.  Huge career in fashion?  Eh, maybe not.

More pics in the gallery of these two intertwined train wrecks.


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29 Responses to “Lindsay Stares in Face of Donatella Versace, Sees Own Future”

  1. C says:

    You forgot “weird looking lips?” check.

  2. Reno says:

    How crazy that LL is actually more disgusting than Donatella at this point!!!

  3. LilDi says:

    Wow, scary!

  4. Robin says:

    Scariest picture I’ve seen in a long time.

  5. wisteria says:

    You totally crack me up. The sad part is, everything you said was true….*L*

  6. Elizabeth says:

    Best post on here in forever. How fucking frightening.

  7. Jelephante says:

    Does anyone see Lady Gaga in Donatella?

  8. Alzaetia says:

    Oh my fuck!
    Lindsay needs to put a copy of this picture on her coke mirror the way recently skinny people put pictures of themselves fat on their fridge to keep themselves from eating.

  9. Reno says:

    Could LL look any more faded than she does in this picture?!

  10. AppleCat says:

    Donatella looks like a muppet!

  11. keevy06 says:

    They even have the same skin tone!

  12. Snowdevil says:

    Was she always this hideous looking or has she done this to herself via too much (and in my opinion unsuccessful) plastic surgery?

  13. Ashley says:

    LOL – brilliant headline.

  14. Oxymoron says:

    Wendie has the best headline zingers ever <3

  15. Luci says:

    Donatella is waht LL is going to be in the future??
    D. Versacce has a succesful career *cough*

  16. Bnasty says:

    i was pretty convinced thats who she was using as her recent fashion icon…now i’m sold.

  17. sandy says:

    I wouldn’t say “more mature.” I would say “older.”

    They are both revolting.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I totally called it when Lindsay did her Ungaro thing.

  19. Saran says:

    LMFAO!!! So TRUE!

  20. BettyCrockerPunkRocker says:

    Oh for the love of all things holy, someone get this girl some help! Donatella is looking more muppet-trainwreckage with each day, and Lindsay is just a step behind. The before/after picture of the two of them together is uncanny, even down to the weird overbite smile thing they are both doing. What a damn shame. [sigh]

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