Pam Anderson Lands Hostess Gig at El Torito
October 15th, 2009 by Wendie
Last night Pam walked the runway in a Richie Rich fashion show. Sometimes, the pictures really do speak a thousand adjectives. Here’s a start:
Alarming, bloodcurdling, chilling, creepy, eerie, hair-raising, horrendous, horrifying,intimidating, shocking, spine-chilling, spooky, unnerving, bizarre, crawly, frightening, ghostly, mysterious, scary,spectral, strange, supernatural, unearthly, weird. Oh, and tan. Really, really tan.
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Whew. Someone is not aging well.
Her face looks like a piece of beef jerky. Foul.
wow, that mask reminds me of an evil ronald mcdonald!!!
My thoughts exactly.
It is an evil Ronald mask. It is something PETA is sending out about how chickens are slaughtered for McDonalds.
Is she pregnant?
Yeah, wtf is up with that pooch?!
Hep C bloating exasperated by someone with Hep C who continues to drink like a fish.
hahaa.. I was about to say she makes me feel ok about my belly.. but uh.. not so much now.. LOL
Hehe. It’s just that she seems thin everywhere else…
I’m very excited, she’s going to be at our club in a week. I can’t wait to see the mess in action.
Seriously again, what her sons think/will think of their so-called mother? Who raised them anyway?
she looks like the chili lime shrimp that i made two nights ago if i had left it sitting out on the window sill. except i think that it would have been a little more self aware.
I can think of many more adjectives to add to that list but my day will get worse as I list each one.
-meream
yucky…
She is now officially a caricature of a caricature of herself.
YOu know she’s actually smart, kind, responsible and level headed when she wants to be.. but OH>> she can’t turn down deviant crazy.. running fast as she can face first into that awful fire.
Did anyone else notice the welts on her arm? And yeah, her skin is not exactly an advertisement for excessive tanning. She’s so pretty when she’s just in a t-shirt in jeans. She should really stick to that.
She’s ageing. It happens. She looks great for someone in their fortys, though she would look better is she dressed a bit more her age and less like a Barbie doll.
I agree. She looks very pretty without makeup and wearing jeans and a t-shirt. We should all look so chilling and creepy at that age.
i love love love richie rich. her? soo not getting old gracefully. shes trying to still look 20 and hot. instead of 40 and beautiful. she looks like a hot friggen mess in these pics.
If you looked up “classless HO” in the dictionary her face would be there. Gross!
Note to Pam: When you’re an untalented artificial beauty queen, it’s a good idea to have a backup plan for your later years.