Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
October 15th, 2009 by Wendie
OMG, OMG, OMG! I’m hyperventilating a little bit here. If it was Star or The Enquirer or Perez Hilton publishing this shit, I would pay it no mind. But, gasp … sigh … sob … People is reporting that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are “enjoying their friendship.” Do you know what “enjoying their friendship” means? It means that John Mayer is enjoying Jennifer’s low self-esteem and Jennifer is enjoying her standard doormat position. It means that in three months I will be sentenced to a life of writing “John and Jen Split!” stories. Don’t these people understand how much their bad relationship choices affect me?
Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer, when will you ever learn? This guy is just not that into you. Weren’t you in a movie of the same name? Gah!
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What makes you think that Jennifer is a doormat? Maybe she just wants to get laid. She was married for ten years. I just don’t understand why you guys are so mean to her.
I saw the title, then scrolled down and saw Jenifer and John in a hug, a proceeded to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and then my hubby ran in and asked me what was wrong.
Kathy Griffin made some comment about not feeling sorry for Jennifer since she was banging some really hot guys in Hollywood. Valid point perhaps. I know my list of dudes doesn’t include any Brad Pitts…maybe a Vince Vaughn or two. Annnywho….I thought I read on some gossip site that John Mayer had…uhm…a lot to offer a woman in the bedroom. Maybe Jennifer wanted to get a little somethin’ somethin’ from a man who knew her terrain — understood the lay of the land so to speak.
Wendie…do you gossip bloggers know a bunch of stuff that you cannot tell us? If so…does it just kill you not to be able to tell us all the real dirty dirt?
Jennifer, has every guy in Hollywood already had a piece of your ass so that you have to start back at the top of the list again.
Alan…your name starts with “A” you lucky devil! Expect a knock at your door any day now. (Jen has a way to go before she gets to Zack)
ok how pregnant does she look. shes tiny usually and still is but for her body look at her stomach and arms.
Thats an old pic, from when they were dating before, and so what if they are seeing each other??? Maybe its just friends with benefits…they are both single so whats the big deal???
shes a mess.
His face in this picture is really painful to me. He look’s like such a smug douche.
OK, he has sucked face with Perez Hilton.. End of story, OMG! Is there no shame?!?! Damn… She is a trainwreck; if she wasn’t famous, she’d be that cute waitress, wearing those ugly white waitress shoes, working the late shift that all the drunks flirt with as they order their Cheeseburger Deluxes with a side of gravy for the fries!
or maybe he is really into her, since he keeps coming back.
but nooo…of course the women are the rejected ones.
Jen loves her some anal sizemeat! ;-)