Uh, Beet? You May Want To Think About That “Successful Author” Goal
October 14th, 2009 by Wendie
Holy shit! Today, 2006 X Factor winner and singer Leona Lewis was in central London signing copies of her autobiography — how does she have a life story yet? She’s 24! — when a man came up from the line and punched Lewis in the face.
The singer is okay and her assailant was apprehended and arrested at Waterstone’s bookstore. No word yet on a motive, but the nation is astounded that no such similar assault has been committed against “author” Lauren Conrad. Or “author” Paris Hilton. Or “author” Nicole Richie. Need I go on?
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And why couldn’t this man have gone to one of Kate Gosselin’s book signings?
Ha! Now that would be something wouldn’t it?
Wendie…when YOUR book comes out, I promise not to smack YOU.
That’s all I have to say on the subject of possible authors who may need a good smack. ;)
c’mon guys. if this was sooner after the rihanna incident you would not be saying stuff like that. what’s with the promoting violence against women lately? the rihanna comment from yesterday was not cool either. violence is never the answer and in this case its not funny either
Was it her ghost writer?
keep bleedin…keep keep bleedin… love…
lmfao
Is her hair real or a weave? Just curious
Is her hair real or a weave? Of course it is darling!
It may have been the ghost writer, yeah. Hahaha.
-meream