I Guess This is Actually Happening
October 7th, 2009 by Wendie
It may not be the healthiest approach, but I think it’s human nature to just totally ignore a situation when we wish it wasn’t happening. Some people do it when they find a mysterious lump or start suffering some unusual physical symptom. I did it just last night at my kid’s school open house when I just did not want to deal with the mother who never shuts up. I could see her in my peripheral vision, trying hard to catch my attention, and I just kept starting at the water bubbler. (That’s a drinking fountain for all of you who don’t live in Wisconsin or Massachusetts.)
There’s something else I’ve been trying to avoid, and that’s the rumors of Katy Perry dating Russell Brand. This couple terrifies me. She with her dice and banana dresses and he with his three conquests a day. He made a few Katy Perry/hotel room jokes at the VMAs, but again, I was in denial.
Unfortunately, they were photographed together at a Fendi party in France last night, which kind of confirms the news I’ve been dreading. If there’s any bright side, we can call them “Rusty” for their couple nickname. Or “Berry”. Or “Rusty Berry”.
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You kept “starting” at the water bubbler? You put this on an official celebrity blog but you give FBC a hard time for her spelling and grammar on Twitter? Really?
Oh, fuck you.
Katy Perry also seems to have an “is this actually happening?” look in her eye. That man holds NO appeal for me, and I usually like the scruffy look.
She ALWAYS looks like that. Permanent terror.
Full credit – yet again – to the bloke!
Hopefully she’ll be too tired to record anymore crap tunes : )
love him!
im so jealous! but happy for the both of them :)
Oh Russell Brand, he’s so dirty-hot. But he’s looking a little cro-magnon in this shot :(
That has got to be one of the worst pictures of Katy Perry I have ever seen! She usually looks smokin’ but here she looks like a dude. Now I feel better about my lack of photogenetic-ness lol.
This is one of the worst pictures of Katy Perry I have ever seen! She usually looks smokin’ but here she looks like a dude. Oh well now I feel better about my lack of photgenic-ness lol.
Russel’s promiscuity aside, I think that there’s an element of narcissism at work here. They look like male/female versions of each other: same forehead, chin, cheekbones, noses, hair color…
But don’t worry, Wendie; I think that this “relationship” will fall into the blink-and-you-missed-it category. Or maybe they’ll have a lasting relationship – for a month.
I totally agree on the whole they look like brother and sister thing! I was going to throw that one out there, but I realize (thankfully) that I’m not the only one who sees this. As for their relationship; do these type of celebrity relationships EVER really last?
ugh, as if I needed another reason to abhor Katy Pery!
Russel Brand has a really feminine body.. but not in an attractive way
I find him gross. He has a pretty face. But his dirty-styled hair is so ridiculous, the eyeliner, the wardrobe. he’s like a one-man rock-n-roll clown act, and somehow, it’s not amusing.
What in the world do these two have in common?! He always seems like a sex maniac to me – maybe he should date Lady GaGa!
I seem to be in the minority but this actually works for me. I kind of like it.
Are those her Spanx sticking out from under her dress or is that some kinda ugly set of tights?
That’s the 1st thing I saw when I looked at this picture. Either Spanx or the top part of control top pany hose. I can’t believe no one else has pointed this out.
I’m 98% sure they are thigh highs and intended to be that way.
She looks like she was just informed of her pubic lice…or herpes. Maybe she’s having an outbreak
After watching his disgusting behavior at the VMAs I think he is such a pig. His language is totally filthy.
she looks like she is thinking to the camera “WHAT IS ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!