Dina Lohan to Create Shoe Line
October 7th, 2009 by Evil Beet
I don’t even know what to do with this story. Dina Lohan is “releasing” a line of shoes called … this is not a joke … “Shoe-han.” Which doesn’t even rhyme with “Lohan.” Things that do rhyme with “Lohan” include “Ho-han,” “Crackho-han” and “Blow-han.” Things that do not rhyme with “Lohan” include “Desperate Famewhore Stage Mother” and “Shoe-han.” I’m just saying.
And Dina won’t really have anything to do with the line, other than choosing the colors styles materials models. Her co-creators in the line are the Long Island-based I Love My Shoes. “She will do a radio and TV commercial and she will sit in on the casting call to find two or three hot girls we need for the commercial,” I Love My Shoes founder and president Robert Yeganeh says, noting, “Although she won’t be the designer of the line … she’ll definitely have a major influence in which direction it will go.”
I kind of love that this dude is media-ignorant enough to be like, “Oh, yeah, she’s basically just lending her name to it, she won’t really be helping at all.” It’s kind of refreshing, much nicer than the typical “YES ASHLEY OLSEN WILL BE SITTING IN A SWEATSHOP IN CAMBODIA SEWING YOUR LAMBSKIN PANTS WITH HER TEETH WE SWEAR TO GOD.”
I’d get straight to dissing this line and saying it won’t sell for shit, but that’s what I said about Lindsay’s leggings line, and Kitson still can’t keep that shit in stock. So I’ll just keep quiet about the sales potential here and be content in my smugness and superiority because Dina Lohan is calling her shoe line “Shoe-han.” That’s plenty for me, yes ma’am.
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youre so funny beet. love ya.
I had to look at the picture 10 times to figure out if that was Lindsay or her mom. That is pretty sad that Lindsay looks that haggard now.
After years of living out her dreams of fame with her daughter’s life, she’s finally going to be living the dream of shoe commercials for a Long Island shoe manufacturer, the face of shoes, or the face of shoe leather or something. God all of them in the family have ridden Lindsay’s career into the ground. They are like vultures on carrion at this point.
I agree Lindsay looks around 45 years old now, I would be so sad every time I looked in the mirror at 23 and looked like I was in my 40’s. The photos from Paris were tragic.
maybe it’s pronounced Show-han
http://shine.yahoo.com/event/fallbeauty/image-of-ultra-thin-ralph-lauren-model-sparks-outrage-521480/
I think Dina should knock off the shoe shit and just go for the straight money — Lohan’s House of Hoes and put Lindsay and Ali on the pole. Money would pour out their asses on this one. Just sayin.
I literally laughed out loud at the first paragraph! Probably the 1st time ever I can write LOL in all honesty. GREAT JOB BEET!
BEEEET! plz write more blogs!!! :)
Shoe-han, lol so stupid. It’ll be yet another collosal Lohan failure.
What do you think the Lindsay Lohan perfume line will smell like?
Stale booze and cigarette ash?