Holy Werewolf Hotness!
October 6th, 2009 by Evil Beet
I’m kind of obsessed with these new shirtless Taylor Lautner pics from the New Moon illustrated companion book. I’m also kind of obsessed with the idea that New Moon has an illustrated companion book. Like, doesn’t it already have a companion book? Specifically, the one it was based on? Whatever, I’m not complaining. I’d just like to offer my services for the illustrated companion Guide to Having Sex with Taylor Lautner.
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God, I feel so perverted for being so turned on. How many days before he turns 18? Hahaha.
Are you kidding me? He looks gross, like some buff gumby.
People get turned on by this? really..
Oh my god…..buff gumby……..that was hilarious!
Beet you realize you are talking about a 17 year old kid. You are how old?
Kinda funny, seeing how Beet and the other writers here throw around the term “barely legal” at women in their early twenties who are sleeping with older guys.
Yeah, this ogling of a 17 year old would be SLAMMED overon your sister site Zelda Lily, if the oject of mind-sex had a vagina wouldn’t it?
Seems a bit (a lot) hypocritical.
Damn that guy has a long neck. His abs look sprayed on.
Ha! That’s what it is! He walks like an a caveman.
I’m sure there are some real muscles underneath, but they totally airbrushed on some shading to make them look more defined. Reminds me of that hotels.com commercial.
ick. not feeling it. at all.
totes feeling you Beets. He’s hot hot hot!! I’d do him any day ~
Ummm yeah Diana 128 days I totally just put it in my days until app in my iPhone!
Spray on Abs pretty sure they do airbrush him to add definition for the movie (Hollywood does it all the time see “300″) but that little tyke is DEF in shape but like everything else in movies has to be exaggerated so must his abs.
If that’s not the look of a guy that’s had a penis in his mouth then I don’t know what is…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Here’s hoping you’re right about that!
He has no shoulders. That’s a deal-breaker for me — Josh Holloway from Lost has the same problem.
^ I feel exactly the same way, narrow shoulders are such a no no for me. I know exactly what you mean about Josh Holloway too, it was especially obvious when he went shirtless, lol.
You got it jkate, lacking in the shoulder department is a no-no. That’s part of the reason why I stopped watching Lost… that and the fact I wouldn’t start paying for it. Grr, satellite television.
not feeling it. not hot to me at all.
Yum.
That is all.
Little boys dont do it for me. I tend to like adult men.
I can’t look at him like that! I took my kids to see him in Shark Boy!
THAT is SharkBoy????!!!! omg….
He is soooo UGLY yuck
I am going to photo shop my hubbys head on that and put it on the fridge!
I hate Twilight but…OH MY GOSH he is gorgeous. I hate Bella even more for choosing Edward over this scrumdidiliumptious bar.
He always looks like he’s constipated or something. I think his body looks gross, he has no shoulders, and his arms are kinda meaty and round looking. I dunno, he doesn’t do anything for me..
Goodness! He is hot! I love the abs!
…. but I gotta agree with sb – he has no shoulders and looks like he is constipated or about to cry…!
Well sheitt, it’s gonna take maybe a couple more years for the shoulders I gues, but I won’t hold it against you Tay Tay.
Yes, I am the same age as Beet and I HAD to agree, Taylor Lautner is fucking fine and I would screw the hell out of him any day, any time, any where, any way he wants it. I actually, for once in my life, I feel like a bit of a pedophile, seeing as how I usually always like older guys, but HOW CAN ANYONE RESIST A SHINY NEW TOY LIKE THIS???!!!
And in regards to the buff gumby comment: Take your medication now because it is obvious that you are delusional and you are definatly hallucinating.
Oh and thanks for the new wallpaper BTW ;)
I got the nm illustrated movie companion the day it came out. It’s absolutely awesome :D anyway taylor is super sexy..I have a crush haha I’m 20 so I don’t think it’s that wrong is it..lol. Anyway fuck you saga haters and haters of the actors/actresses in the movie. People who have nothing nice to say probably sit in their bathrooms mutilating themselves. Haha suck on that.
New moon in theaters 11.20.09 be there!
daaaaamn!, he’s soooo hot.