Holy Crap! Gwen Stefani Turns 40 Today!
October 3rd, 2009 by Kelly
Gwen Stefani turns 40 today, and it’s too soon. If Gwen Stefani is 40, then I am no longer in the present progressive tense of misspending my youth, I’ve done spent that shit and am moving solidly into purchasing a pair of love handles for my middle age.
I am shamed by Gwen. Chances are, you are too. Not only has she already accomplished more in her life than most people who’ve been on this planet twice as long, she looks better than I did at half her age. Look at those abs, people! I could exfoliate my face on them!
Gwen celebrated with hubby Gavin Rossdale and her impossibly adorable kids, Zuma and Kingston at Cecconi’s Restaurant in West Hollywood today. Happy birthday Gwen, you fabulous badass for whom age is nothing but an empty number to be sneered at, shanked, and punched in the face.
And happy birthday to my sister, Heather, who also has a son named for a capital city. She turns an age today that I’m not sure she’d want me to say, so I won’t. Love you sis!
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never would have guessed she was forty. i bet when she is 50 she’ll be sharon stone hot without the madonna grossness.
gwen is so badass, nuff said!
Woah. For some reason, I though she was in her late-20s.
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Major paradigm shirt here…
“age is nothing but an empty number to be sneered at, shanked, and punched in the face.” Kelly, you are ridiculously awesome. Maybe it’s the name ;)
Word is her vagina is only 18.
i LOVE her! ive been to her concert when she was a solo artist and this past june when she toured with no doubt….she sounds EXACTLY like her recorded voice when she sings live, she is always pumped, and brings an awesome show! shes also gorgeous and timeless and thanks for this post Kelly! :)
She makes me feel hella good … if you know what I mean.