Look, You Guys, It’s an Outline of Paris Hilton’s Outer Labia!
September 29th, 2009 by Evil Beet
ZOMG so exciting. I mean the opposite of that, of course, but the photo agency is VERY EXCITED about this Paris Hilton camel toe. Paris went out shopping in tight, blue, zipper leggings that no one should be wearing in the first place, and it serves her right that now everyone is going to talk about her vagina for a day.
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So sick of her and her stupid headbands.
It’s nice to see posts from you, Beet!
Absolutely agree – wish there were more of them like in the good old days. I still visit the site daily but it’s lost its sparkle.
This is classic Beet! Smart comment, rude photo. And thanks for updating a lot. This is how it used to be and is why I have continued to check in daily.
Why is this picture so interesting. We have seen her in the buff, so a camel toe is a little too late. Seeing Paris in a the distance is too much let alone a close up like that
That is so…HOT!
LOL. This cracks me up! Oh Paris you silly mess you.
I think she looks cute actually.
Oh for christ sakes, lay off the girl. What a bunch of bitches.
Yeah, it’s not like we haven’t seen it before. Next!
wasn’t there a post a few days ago, saying she might have had a boob job. looking at these photos, i don’t think she has had one. maybe she was wearing chicken cutlets in the other pics.
guess I was wrong
Her vag really disturbs me.
Hey, at least her vag is covered! That’s a step up from the upskirt poon shots, no?
She’s a fucking tool…..can’t we launch her, Lohan and that Gosselin fellow into space? Seriously!
Must be a very slow news day. Anyone can spin a photo. This is NOT news or interesting. Total let down for the morning. Plus, why don’t you do some equal dumping on the physical sexes. Why not an upclose of a male star’s package?
Paris planned this all the way. She purposely wore pants like that to attract the paps. She is such an attention whore.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i like her shirt. wonder if they make it in a size larger than xxxxx-small.
That thing should have its own show. Possible title: “The Simple Labia”.
can’t stop laughing at add on the picture “Shop this Look”
have to say i think i’ll pass. LOL
Beet? Beet, who? Is she still around?
My point exactly
I love how the ad on the picture says “Shop this look!” LOL
Okay, I thought no one had posted that … I swear I read all the comments, but apparently not closely enough. Ditto Jean!
PARIS HILTON HAS FORCED ME TO WEAR SOILED “HELLO KITTY” BRAND UNDERPANTS ON MY HEAD. WHILE I WEAR SAID UNDERPANTS ON MY HEAD, SHE ALSO FORCES ME TO DANCE THE “MACARENA” WITH MY PANTS AROUND MY ANKLES. SHE DOES THIS VIA VARIOUS ELECTRONIC WARFARE DEVICES INSTALLED IN MY HOME. I WENT DOWN TO THE ARLINGTON, TEXAS POLICE DEPARTMENT, LEAVING MY PANTS AROUND MY ANKLES AND THE HELLO KITTY UNDERPANTS ON MY HEAD. I CONTACTED OFFICER JESSI BURNS AFTER TELLING HER, AND I DO QUOTE “THESE ELECTRONIC DEVICES AREN’T STAR TREK! THEY AREN’T EVEN SPACE 1999! AND THIS PAIR OF PANTIES ON MY HEAD IS PROOF THAT PARIS HILTON IS EVIL! GO ARREST HER NOW!”. OFFICER BURNS NODDED AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE, OBVIOUSLY SO SHE COULD ARM HERSELF TO ARREST PARIS HILTON.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33