Despite What You May Think, Kristin Cavallari is Not a Slut

September 29th, 2009 by Molls


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Recently rumors have been circulating again that former Laguna Beach cast member and new star of The Hills, Kristin Cavallari has been dating or was dating John Mayer. Kristen said “as if!” to that false story this morning in an interview with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, saying that although the two had met and he did, in fact, ask her out, she declined. Why? Because as she put it, she didn’t want to be “another notch on his belt.”

Full disclosure: I freakin’ love Kristin. She’s probably one of my all-time favorite reality TV stars ever. Why? ‘Cause homegirl’s a bitch who keeps it real. The Hills is about to go through the roof starting tonight with the season premiere, and Kristen dished on that as well. “I get along with everybody except for Audrina. I don’t not like Audrina. I don’t think she likes me.” Y’all know that comes from the fact that MTV producers did their best to push Kristin together with Audrina’s ex, Justin Bobby, who honestly isn’t good enough for either one of them. If Audrina is on her fifth and final season of the show and still fails to understand that the whole thing is fake and any drama on the show is just for ratings, than she’s even more clueless than I originally thought. If JB was so precious to old Audrina, she should have kept him off screen like Lauren did with her real life love, Kyle Howard.

Anyway, I’m 110% ready to start “feeling the rain on my skin”, as of tonight. Kristin is going to tear the face off season five. And oh yeah, she won’t even sleep with the guys that Jennifer Aniston’s boned. Baller!


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8 Responses to “Despite What You May Think, Kristin Cavallari is Not a Slut”

  1. wpolochick says:

    Ugh. I can’t stand this girl, least favorite Laguna Beach “character” ever. Team LC.

  2. C says:

    “Anyway I’m 110% ready to start ‘feeling the rain on my skin’, as of tonight.”

    HAHAHAHA. I love it!

    and yeah, Team LC as well.

  3. Bernstein says:

    Kristen should be commended for making a name for herself in reality t.v. At least she isn’t a total moron like the Pratt-duo. She holds her head up high and works to make good drama.

  4. Shan says:

    With all the sucking of face it’s amazing to me that these people are not covered in oozing sores.

  5. maria says:

    She is very jealous of Lauren’s success. She did a few interviews a couple of years back and she said she would never do reality tv again. She wanted to be a real actress. As soon as she saw the popularity of The Hills and Lauren’s fame, she wants to follow suit.

  6. Brit fan from UK says:

    OH MY GOSH!!!! Lauren’s with Kyle Howard?! I LOVED him in Grosse Pointe and was devastated it got cancelled after one season! Iv got it on dvd!! :) Aww im so happy with this match, they’re cute together and i LOVED him as Dave! Awwww how long have they been together??xx

  7. carol says:

    oh please. team lc all the way. this girl is a bitch and who needs those really. the world is bad enough already.

  8. poodlehopper says:

    In this photo,, she almost looks like a young Julia Roberts.

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