Looking Good! Bitch!
September 24th, 2009 by Wendie
Gah! Why must supermodels look so fucking perfect even when they’re pregnant? Where’s the acne? Where’s the sagging rack? Where’s the vomit? Where’s the waddle? My only solace is in knowing that she’s married to Buttchin Brady.
Gisele Bundchen was snapped confidently striding up and down the streets of Boston today. While we’re at it, why is she even allowed within the state of Massachusetts? Isn’t it enough that I have to suffer while my Joint Committee on State Administration and Regulatory Oversight is meeting today to consider naming the Fluffernutter as the state sandwich? The Fluffernutter. Not a lobster roll. Not a turkey sandwich. A Fluffernutter. All this sandwich mayhem and I have to deal with Gisele Fucking Bundchen living here? Hmm … I wonder if she’ll be at the Fluff Festival 2009 this weekend.
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She’s preggers and healthy. Can’t you just be happy for her ?
Buttchin Brady – bwaaahaahahahahahaha
she still looks like a cunt to me
Seriously, this is a little overboard. She just looks normal and healthy to me. She’s not far enough along to waddle yet. And I have never seen a pregnant woman walking around in public with vomit on her (that usually happens AFTER you have the kid). Ditto with the rack–doesn’t sag till later. But I’ll cut you some slack, Wendie, because I’m from Mass and I understand why you’d be upset over the Fluffernutter thing. Even though it is an awesome sandwich.
Even Heidi Klum is perfect looking the entire she is pregnant. It is so unfair.
I do love the dress.
Preggo babes are the best.