E! Continues to Get Mileage Out of Hef’s Old Girlfriends
September 24th, 2009 by Wendie
When talking about Hef’s exes, it’s virtually impossible to resist the temptation of posting pics of them deep throating a wiener. Speaking of oral skills, Holly Madison is getting her own show.
I find it difficult to believe that society has been craving a show like this — though I guess we always crave T & A — but prepare because Holly is set to star in Planet Holly. It will be filmed in Vegas and will center around her life as a burlesque dancer.
“I fell in love with Vegas since moving here. So I want to show a lot of the Vegas few people know about, it’s hidden treasures away from the Strip. Yes, you’ll see my quirky day-to-day life of living in a casino with a dog, but it will show the side of the valley many people never know existed.
“It will have some docu-drama, but it’s the perfect excuse for me to be normal in a lighthearted comedy romp. Think Mary Tyler Moore. In fact, I just hooked up my DVD player so I can look at all the episodes of her old TV show. But Planet Holly also will have an empowering message for women showing that however crazy the ideas you might have, they can be achieved.
“Growing up in Oregon, I had crazy dreams. I’d see Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy on TV and say I’d like to do that, too. I wanted to go off on the adventure. I dreamed of being a sex symbol as a showgirl in Las Vegas — and it all came true! We’ll show that journey on Planet Holly, and I think it will inspire other girls to always follow their dreams — whatever they might be.
“And then dream some more! Just because I‘ve wound up in Peepshow on the Strip, I’m not stopping, and I’ve set myself five more things to achieve in life. I will never stop setting new goals because I’m having fun living life.”
So, hold onto your thongs! Filming starts October 12th.
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A girl needs goals, doesn’t she? Glad to see that she continues to set her sights so high. And I used to think she was ‘the smart one’.
i can’t wait to not watch this.
I thought she was from Alaska?!
I thought exactly the same thing…
I do hope she know the difference between burlesque and stripping.
*hope she knows
robin your ugly, please change your picture to something we can all stand to look at….I said please!
Bet you`re really hot douchebag!
Robin, you are cute – don`t listen to retard breath over here!
Oh no, someone insulted me anonymously over the internet?
I’m so offended.
By the way, you should have said you’re not your.
Nice try at an insult though.
She looks like some phony-ass old stripper, way past her prime. From her roots (not to mention the way she has it out of her face, I like to call it a ho-fro), to her splotchy blush, her classic wiener to the face pose. Yuck, I wouldn’t blow my nose on that dress……please Holly go back to the trailer park.
I still have no idea how these “dimwitted, marginally attractive” girls had the top rated show on E! So it’s natural that E! will continue to find ways to keep these thespians on the air.