She Looks Fine To Me

September 22nd, 2009 by Wendie



Jessica Simpson

It was only yesterday that I told you that, according to her friends, Jessica Simpson was in a tailspin over the presumed death of her Malti-Poo, Daisy.  The reports were claiming that she wouldn’t leave her parents house and I had visions of her curled up, existing solely on Slim Jims and mojitos.  It seems that she’s doing better than all that.

Jessica was seen today looking happy and healthy at Heathrow Airport in London, smiling (though who knows what pain lies behind those drink coaster sunglasses?), and with one less bag to carry (too soon?).


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12 Responses to “She Looks Fine To Me”

  1. cookie monster says:

    what did she come here for?

  2. michele says:

    ha ha ha :) one less bag!!! too funny! i can tell you aren’t a dog owner!!

  3. Anonymous says:

    must be a slow day if you are making fun of jessica simpsons dead dog

  4. jerzy says:

    She is happy because Tony Romo got his ass kicked on Sunday.

    He got spanked!

    He more than anyone else played like shit.

  5. wesley says:

    not soon enough!

  6. trixie says:

    Yes, too soon. Thanks for reminding me why you are my least favorite blogger.

  7. Reno says:

    way, WAY too soon Wendie!!! EB, a true dog lover, would never go slow low as to make a joke about the painful demise of a dog. I wonder how you would feel if someone made a joke about the death of one of your children just days after their untimely passing? For those of us not lucky enough to be a parent yet, we often consider our dogs (or cats) as an extension of our family or one of our children and while I usually enjoy your dark sense of humor, today my dear, I was not impressed.

    Would you have been willing to write the same comment if it was EB’s dog, Leo, who had been eaten alive by a coyote? Not nice – even for you!

    • Emily says:

      Agreed. My cat IS my baby. I mean, I’m pretty sure that if there was some sort of catastrophic event, and I had to choose between saving my boyfriend or my little girl…well, yeah.

  8. jerzy says:

    Do not try using reasoning or logic with Wendie.
    You are wasting your time.
    You would have better luck teaching her to play the flute from her ass.
    She does talk a lot from her ass, but that is different.

  9. Nadine says:

    Wendie, you’re a bitch.

    Don’t you dare ever post about something like this again.

    You’re cold, heartless and probably the reason why, is because no one likes you. Get used to it. No one ever will if you talk shit like this.

  10. medimary says:

    “one less bag to carry”…ha! funny shit, wendie!

  11. Jessie says:

    This was in bad taste. : ( It makes me sad.

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