What The Hell Happened To David Spade’s Face?
September 18th, 2009 by molls
It’s not that David Spade was ever really a looker, but there was something quirky and cute about the guy for a real long time, hence the massive amounts of tail he was able to pull on any given night. In fact, I feel like I’ve seen pictures of homeboy recently in which he didn’t look this bad… But last night when leaving the popular LA restaurant Katsuya? Ol’ Finch was looking tore up from the floor up. I don’t know if he’s auditioning to play Mickey Rourke or Gene Simmons, but he’s to that too-tan, tired-faced, extra-bloaty look about him that is just not complimentary to a man dressed like a circa-2002 Ashton Kutcher. Jeez Louise! Do a juice cleanse and take a long nap, buddy. Your reputation with the ladies will no doubt be suffering if you don’t clean up soon.
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I think he’s just getting old. He used to always look like a kid in a grown-up suit. Now he looks like a grown-up trying to dress like a kid.
He’s turning into Droopy Dog, is what.
Vince Neil spent some time looking like this.
Wow, harsh.
looks like good old fashioned AGE.
keep it up, davey, i dig it.
wow a celeb that actually hasn’t had botox! thats all your noticing. its called aging. one day molls you will too :)
molls, yeah honey, it’s called getting older. if you’re lucky it will happen to you. could you give a guy a break for looking like his age instead making him sound as if something “happened” to him?
David Spade’s luck with the ladies certainly wasn’t because of his looks, but rather the giant tool in his pants (per several of his conquests on satellite radio talk shows).
This is not so much a riddle… he’s getting OLD.
i dont like him. never did. but i respect the fact that hes aging naturally
What happened is
a. Age
b. Fatigue?
c. Bad camera angle and lighting
d. A little weight gain?
But he’ll still have no trouble with desperate-for-fame dames – Look at Jack Nicholson!
When I read, “tore up from the floor up”, I thought it said, “tore up floor”. I was like, what? He looks like a tore up floor? Thats mean. But then I read it again. Ok, I’m done.
I think you must have sat on it molls.
Oh yea… all those late nights have caught up with Spade. Yet if he decided to stop wearing the kid clothes and was better dress… he could wear his age well.
But instead here he is in a trucker hat and a cheap plaid cowboy shirt. Looking tired as hell.
Hell I would look tired to after having been up all night screwing Playboy Centerfolds!
Going by looks…….no he’s no hottie………..but there must be something about the dude that woman like.
He isn’t super wealthy. Does he have a porn cock? I don’t know.
Maybe he’s just a decent guy.
He is funny as hell.
Whatever it is………..good for him.
There is the expression “laughing all the way to the bank”.
In his case………being that he gets so many hot ladies……….he is laughing all the way to were their legs come together.
As for his clothes! Who gives a fuck. Obviously the ladies don’t.
Do you think he cares? So why the fuck should we.
Boy needs some Geritol. Maybe an injection or two. Too old to be acting so young.