Why Must Oprah Ruin Everything?
September 17th, 2009 by Wendie
Monday on Oprah, Jon Hamm — I’m sure his last name got Oprah all excited and January Jones of Mad Men will have the pleasure of beiing guests of Saint Potatohead. Of course, O will have the set decorated just like the 1960’s show and The Jersey Boys are the musical guests, because she’s all authentic like that.
Have you ever noticed that Oprah likes to make everything about Oprah? They’ll be playing a game of guessing what Oprah’s Favorite Things would have been if it existed in the ’60s. Any guesses? Feel free to add to my list:
Fondue
Skippy Peanut Butter with Bacon Bits (yes, that magic did exist)
Fondue
That’s all I’ve got.
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add Size 22 jeans to the list LoL!
scrapple, why not?
Jon Hamm and I are getting married. I will be the Jessica White to his Sean Penn…if you know what I mean. ;-)
Wasn’t the sixties when oprah was a hooker and selling drugs then?
My bad, she was doing the drugs and sharing them in the eighties..
good one, wendie! you crack me up.
is she ruining the speed of which you can write hilarious things to get me through my day? it’s been slow at Evil Beet and therefore my suffering at my desk lasts longer. Please write quicker. I need you.
I’m still stuck on bacon bit Skippy…
the hamm comment made me smile.
I love Jan. Jones dress. Its perfect and I want one!
Also Oprah’s left boob is bigger than January Jones’ whole head.
About that… Is this like an official Oprah promo shot? Doesn’t something about it look, you know, not just staged, but actually fake? Like maybe everyone was clipped out and then pasted onto the Oprah set?
That, or John Hamm is wearing a lot less powder than the laydeez are.
The real atrocity would be if she had the cast of Breaking Bad on. It’s the best show EVER. Maybe they could have a little Meth Cookin’ demonstration.
Wendie, you are just a bitch.
Hate Oprah! Hate her!
“Jooooonnn HAMMMMM!” I can just here her now in that stupid singsong yell she does.