They Said it Wouldn’t Last And it Didn’t

September 17th, 2009 by Wendie



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Aw, sad news today, guys!  Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are splitting up after three long years of wedded bliss.  According to Us magazine, Avril kicked ol’ Deryck out of their $10M manse and he’s reported to be “devastated”.  As for the reason?  A source says Avril told her husband she wanted to move on.

Oh, if I “moved on” every time my spouse irritated me I’d have about 19 ex-husbands right now.  I expect that Deryck will get a favorable spousal settlement and Avril will go back to designing crappy clothes for Kohls.


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15 Responses to “They Said it Wouldn’t Last And it Didn’t”

  1. sleezybeezy says:

    everyone saw this one coming.

  2. DarkEmpress says:

    She finally realized their children would look like troll dolls.

  3. court says:

    drunkidy drunk drunk…..nice pic!

  4. CallinItLikeISeeIt says:

    When you walk by the Abbey Dawn section in juniors at Kohls, it looks like the halloween costumes! Those clothes are so ugly. God I ought to start making clothes if this shit is considered fashionable. I think we all have been over Avril for a long time now, its bout time Deryck gets over her too!

  5. AntonioTapia says:

    I don’t like APRIL LAVIGINA, Hollywood kids these days don’t understand the value of marriage.

  6. Erica says:

    I’ve yet to see a sober picture of her. Or a picture of her dressing her age.

  7. Binxie says:

    Why is she always dressed like a twelve year old?

  8. Dee says:

    I can’t wait for her new album in March! And it’s just a rumor, Avril and Deryck are NOT broken up! Every month there seems to be another version…oh well

  9. jen says:

    aww… we share the same wedding aniversary. we got married the same date, the same year! my wedding was way more beautiful, though :-D lol

  10. Erin says:

    They were too young to get married.

  11. dee says:

    Deryck is the luckiest man alive.. he patiently held out till she shouted, “Oh HELL just go.. even-steven transaction, I don’t even want to find a beer bottle cap left behind by you!!!

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