Meet Sean Penn’s New Girlfriend

September 15th, 2009 by Wendie



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Perhaps this is just what Sean Penn and Robin Wright need to get off the I love you/I hate you/I love you/I hate you roller coaster.  Sean has a new girlfriend — they met last month at Kid Rock’s house so you know it’s destined to last forever and ever — and she’s every estranged wife’s nightmare.

She’s a 2003 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model, she’s appeared in Jay-Z, John Legend and Robin Thicke videos.  She was seen on The T.O. Show when she was dating Terrell Owens and she has a contract with Maybelline.  Did I mention she’s half Sean’s age?

One of People’s unnamed sources said, “They are together all the time.  They are pretty serious together. She wants to get serious with him and it seems like he is really into her too.”  He’s got money and fame, she’s got 25-year-old tits — everybody wins.


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18 Responses to “Meet Sean Penn’s New Girlfriend”

  1. Amanda says:

    What?!?! You can’t see them having children and growing old together??!!

    You know whats interesting…she appeared in a Jay-Z video and sorta resembles Beyonce. lol

  2. Kit-Kat says:

    Yet I still don’t know her name lol..

    Wendie, I think you forgot to put it in? Im curious.

  3. skeelo says:

    Sean Penn obviously found a younger carbon-copy of his soon-to-be ex.
    My, she’s hot.

  4. mia says:

    when i first saw the picture i thought she was solange

  5. mireee says:

    My, she’s gorgeous!!

  6. meohmy says:

    Score!!

    Damn she is HOT!

  7. Anonymous says:

    But… he… just… can’t leave Robin for real… he just caaaaan’t… I’ll hold my breath until he drops that… swimsuit model… mhaaa. grrrrrrmpffff. uggh

  8. Amy says:

    Odd couple. He’s so little scrawny, and she’s muscular and tall.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I’m sure I’ll get slammed for this, but I don’t think Penn will be going back to his ex wife….remember, “once you go black, you never go back”.

  10. dee says:

    Sean loves black and Kayne disses white, finally we have balance in weird.

  11. Think Straight says:

    I wish that she was Naomi Campbell. Then he’d be with someone whose temper matches his. Imagine the hired help that they could injure and the objects that would get thrown! We’d have tabloid fodder from here to eternity.

  12. Sass says:

    Wonder what she looks like without the weave.

    She’s cute. I think she’s a good distraction for him. Definite mid life crisis move.

  13. Jake says:

    Sean Penn isn’t the best looking guy, and he is dating this hottie! It gives hope to all mediocre men everywhere.

  14. Sharonco says:

    Noooooooooooooooo
    I thought I was his soul mate…

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