Lily Allen Gets Naked

September 13th, 2009 by molls



Leafless Lily

Lily Allen stripped down to nothing when she heard she was awarded “Woman of the Year” by the UK’s version of GQ. The singer was recently signed to Storm Modeling Agency (just like her partner in crime, Kate Moss), so who knows if our future holds even more topless Lily pics. I know that most of you can’t stand Ms. Allen, but I am a huge fan of both her singing and her looks. The girl has a sense of personal style both on and off stage. Most of the NSFW spread can be checked out in the gallery below.


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56 Responses to “Lily Allen Gets Naked”

  1. hil says:

    holy crap, that chick has no chest.

  2. jeneria says:

    I agree with you, molls, Lily Allen is fantastic!

  3. hfuoashf; says:

    LOVELOVELOVE lily allen!

  4. Squeeziee says:

    I can’t help it – I think she’d be awesome to have a beer with.

    • paradeRainer says:

      Er yeah, and maybe a line of coke?

      • Anonymous says:

        Lily Allen doesn’t do coke, she sued News of the world & Revu magazines for writing that she encourages drug use. You’re reading tabloid stories & gossip blogs. Those writers don’t tell the truth. There isn’t any evidence on video, or in photographs showing Lily Allen high, allegedly high or even drunk. You’re intelligence level is shot if you believe a tabloid magazine

        • paraderainer says:

          Oh please, what are you doing here then? Collecting facts hahaha

          • CallinItLikeISeeIt says:

            The Media’s Take on Drug Use: “The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you. You will become a prostitute or a rapist or a dealer. But that’s not true. I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no problem at all. But we never hear that side of the story. I have no statement to make, I just wish people wouldn’t sensationalize this thing that just exists. Some people are bad at taking drugs.”
            Her Drug Experience: “I don’t take drugs. I used to. But I get very anxious around people who are on drugs, because it reminds me of being a kid. I can spot the signs of people being a bit gakked up very quickly. It terrifies me.That’s why I took cocaine when I didn’t even like it. I felt like a lonely child when everyone else was doing it and I wasn’t.”

            So can we come to the conclusion that its possible she has done a line or two? Jesus

          • CallinItLikeISeeIt says:

            Havent you ever read that interview. Pretty sure you need to

          • Anonymous says:

            No… “I”M reading a gossip blog, on lily Allen’s photo shoot for G.Q. magazine, Which” by the way doesn’t have anything to do with drugs. Until other people bring it up. selective reading!!

          • Anonymous says:

            what am “I doing here then.. that’s a laugh, I reading this blog which isn’t about coke, until some idiot brings it up. I don’t look up stories on her because I hate her YOU DO! you’re gonna tell me I” f**Ked up. You’re a dickhead

        • Robin says:

          Do you know where you are?

          • Simon says:

            actually those are the exact quotes from News of the world & revu magazines (t.y.) she did win the lawsuit, and she has spoken about it on video tape. I also doubt the other quote because of reports that she has a mild case of asthma, & a heart murmur. But her twitter page, & past My Space blogs tell the truth. She doesn’t do coke ..

        • Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

          THIS guy again?!
          greaaaaaaaat : /

          and dear CallinItLikeISeeIt – i hear you 100%, mate.

          • Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

            not you, Robin; it’s that obnoxious “Anonymous” dude who always pops in here to clean up Lily Allen’s fucked image.

          • it' just to piss you off says:

            you hear it 100%? really? thous quotes were WHY she sued the magazine (”STUPID)

          • Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

            i like how you patronize me for agreeing with someone else. you’re just a bitter old hag ’cause you can’t get me to side with you and your ideas about Lily’s “drug-free lifestyle”. cry me a river, little baby.

          • anonymous says:

            You’re enough of an idiot to read this and leave a comment about drugs, when nobody”s reporting it, when nobody in the press or media is accusing Lily Allen of even doing coke. And there isn’t any proof of how much she parties. Thous stories are last years news.

          • Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

            OK baby. whatever you say widdle baby.

  5. 8675309jenny says:

    “I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless….cuz everyone knows thats how you get famous”

    I don’t know how I’m meant to feel…. after that photo?

  6. Robin says:

    Ugh, she has the chest of a 10 year old boy.

  7. Sass says:

    I think she looks gorgeous.

    And I also like her with a little more weight on her, but she looks amazing here.

    Like her alot.

  8. Anonymous says:

    these pics are missing her third nipple. isn’t it like some trademark of her?

  9. Abbi says:

    I hate when people criticize women for having small chests. I’d rather have cute little boobs than fucking stretched out nasty fat bags hanging of my chest.

    • Anonymous says:

      That’s taking the other extreme, and is equally insulting to those of us with large breasts. Work on your sensitivity, k?

      • Megan says:

        Agreed :)

        We can’t help having big boobs the way that Lily Allen can’t help having little ones!

        • Jerzy says:

          No one wants to look at your fat bag face “Abbi”.

          • molls says:

            Jerzy, you don’t need to attack other commenters based on their looks. It’s irrelevant to the post and the issue that everyone is speaking about. I realize that you’re too cowardly to post your own photo as an icon and that’s just fine, that’s why we’ve provided one for you. However, if you could imagine how it would make you feel if someone called you out on your looks in such an unwarranted fashion, I’m sure that you would reconsider the way you speak to people here.

    • mireee says:

      Oh thank you very much, Abbi.

  10. EBfan says:

    Every time I read a stupid post, I know it’s this Molls girl. You’re impressed by Lily Allen’s “personal style” – are you kidding me?! Maybe it’s just because we Brits have seen her for the last couple of years and know what a mess she truly is and you just see the polished magazine articles.

    Seriously, I want more Wendy and Sasha. Bring back the old EB. Enough of this rubbish.

    • mireee says:

      Oh shut up, Molls is mint and so is Lily. Have lived in England for a long time and I absolutely love Lily Allen.

    • Simon says:

      No, those ideas that you have come from reading the mirror or the sun, not that you know her personally, or even read her twitter page or My Space blog (when/if she uses it) You would have to be stupid enough to get those stories from the Brit. Tab. because you’re stupid enough to follow news on Lily Allen when you clearly don’t like her. She doesn’t speak to the Sun/mirror U.K. Daily Mail or anyone that writes trash. Those magazines only write trash for people that are trash.

      • EBfan says:

        Last year alone Lily Allen got wasted at the GQ Awards and cursed out Elton John on stage, she had to be carried out of the Glamour awards in her ridiculous outfit and pink day-glo hair because she was so wasted she couldn’t even walk and she was caught by TMZ trying to assault a French girl outside of a London night club.

        Anyone who thinks this girl is not a hot mess needs to get their head checked. FYI why would anyone care if she doesn’t speak to the tabloids?! Actions speak louder than words.

        • molls says:

          She’s in her mid-twenties and has lived a life of privilege. It doesn’t excuse her actions, but the girl has never really had a fair shake at a normal life, hence a lot of the drinking and partying. Additionally, I believe her “cursing out” Elton was really overblown. Elton John is a selfish dick who put her on blast as opposed to saying anything to her privately. The two consider themselves to be friends, so when she spoke to him that way, it was between friends. Kinda like when girlfriends get catty with each other. Unfortunately, Lily is much younger than the person who provoked her, so she was the one who came off looking bad. I wouldn’t disqualify Elton’s inappropriateness.

        • Anonymous says:

          She wasn’t wasted! Elton john insulted her first, and anytime anyone want’s to make that point it’s the same two examples. which by the way was a YEAR AGO! and far enough apart for anyone to see that she doesn’t have a problem with alcohol.

          • Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

            COCAAAAAAAINE BAYBEH! :D

          • EBfan says:

            She wasn’t wasted?! Are you kidding?? She even brought a bottle of champagne up on stage and was swigging away while presenting.

            Also, Molls, Elton had asked her to co-host with him in aid of his AIDS charity or something so her behviour was a big deal to him apparantly. Allen tried to awkwardly gloss over it afterwards that it was just jokes between friends, whilst Elton later said that he had previously thought about touring with her but changed his mind after the incident.

          • CallinItLikeISeeIt says:

            Wow, you are in total denial. Lily drinks, snorts coke, smokes weed and ciggies! Do you think her and Kate Moss fucking knit and drink tea? Fuck no, they smoke blunts on a yacht and party it up far more than Im sure you ever have in your life. God all this is making me want to get stoned lol! Better smoke a joint with Lily

        • anonymous says:

          You have nothing recent, to make or prove you’re point. you’re only making a point that someone has already made. Blah, blah, a year ago!

      • CallinItLikeISeeIt says:

        I happen to own both Alright, Still and Its not me its you. Love both albums. Can you get over the fact that someone said they would do a line with her! Thank God church is tomorrow, go preach there~!

        • Anonymous says:

          all of that information is from the rag mags. I’m not in denial, just not stupid enough to believe it. But you are. E.b. Elton John is on video tape saying that they are friends. Her days of being a tabloid target are finished. You’re both idiots

        • anonymous says:

          Lily Allen was with Kate Moss on the yacht for less than 2 hours. It wasn’t 3 days as reported. They don’t get photographed together enough to say they “hang” out’. Lily Allen was on that boat because she was relaxing before a show in Monte Carlo. When they do spend time together, the press hunts them down, which is obviously not that often.

  11. dd says:

    She has hott little boobs!

  12. berit says:

    She’s nice looking but oh gosh someone should tell her to go easier on the eyeliner.

  13. molls says:

    Eh, I think we also need to take in to account that this particular pose doesn’t maximize the size of someone’s breasts. Most girls with already small chests who hold their hands above their head while topless wind up looking like 12 year old boys. She’s got enough roundness there for you to be able to tell that, if she was in a relaxed position, her breasts are not that tiny. They’re small, but not invisible.

  14. Judy says:

    I think she is beautiful and talented. So what if she doesn’t have big tits? Beautiful women come in all sizes and shapes. Half of the women running around with the big ones have fake ones anyway. They sure as hell weren’t born with them. Good for her for being herself.

  15. anonymous says:

    That’s right. Well i don’t know about half… but.. you’re making a point. Lily Allen has always stuck to her on guns. I agree.

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