You Ain’t Never Gonna Believe This, Y’all!

September 12th, 2009 by molls



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There was a time when people regularly speculated that the Spears-Federline boys wouldn’t make it past their first birthday in the hands of Britney and Kevin, but not only have they survived, the two are turning three and four. Both Jayden James (who celebrates his third year today) and Sean Preston (whose big day is on Monday) are adorable, healthy looking and seemingly well-adjusted considering the fact that their parents divorced quite early in their lives and their mama had a mental breakdown a little over a year ago.

While I’m not in the habit of congratulating mothers for keeping their kids alive, I have to hand it to Ms. Spears and her former husband for cleaning up their act and giving these two munchkins what they need.


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13 Responses to “You Ain’t Never Gonna Believe This, Y’all!”

  1. Jessica says:

    Aww they’re so cute.

    Also, their birthdays are before and after mine. Mine is the 13th. Haha. I never realized that.

  2. CrazyJoeDavola says:

    They had A LOT of help keeping those kids alive, don’tcha know. Let’s be real though, let’s see them in 10 years.

    • Lee says:

      My thoughts exactly – save the kudos for people who manage something like this without, say, 10 nannies and 10 million dollars.

  3. Harriet Meadow says:

    Those kids are genuinely adorable.

  4. Bee Hind says:

    Clean shirts are a good start.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Britney is an AMAZING mom. Go look at how much time she spends with them.

    Can’t deny that.

  6. someone says:

    Those boys look so much alike, real cuties..and Brit does seem to spend a lot of time with them…It is sad that K-fed is getting fat on Britneys dime..he really should get a job!!!

  7. Simon FC says:

    And you can tell all this from one photograph?
    Is this a joke?

  8. 8675309jenny says:

    I think you forgot to congratulate the nanny’s they’ve employed for about 4 years now

    • Beehind says:

      Also the housekeepers that keep the house clean, take out the trash, wash the clothes, and keep food besides Cheetos in the cupboards….

      • 8675309jenny says:

        Yeah not to mention how her every move with those kids was photographed. Remember the one with SP getting into her smokes? LoL and how bout the infamous driving w/o putting baby in his seat? Yeah, i think if she didn’t have a constant watch those kids would be no where near fine

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