Anatomy of an Affair?

September 9th, 2009 by Wendie



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Usually, reading the words “Star Magazine reports,” is enough to make me discount every single word that follows.  But several months ago there were rumblings that the marriage between Chris Ivery and Grey’s Anatomy Ellen Pompeo was on the rocks.  They’ve been married less than two years (they’ve been dating since 2003) and are expecting a baby girl one of these days.  As an aside, her pregnancy seems like it’s been dragging on for, like, five years.  

Anyway, based on that one stupid rumor that was floating around this summer, I’m wondering if this story could be true.  According to Star, record producer Ivery had an affair this spring with a Boston girl named Rachel Artz.  I checked out her Facebook — she’s 19-years-old, blond, hot.  Artz said, ”Yes, I had sexual relations with Chris.  We were intimate several times.”  Ellen’s camp is denying the affair, but this teenager is spilling specific details of having sex with Chris in Boston, Miami and at a friend’s home on Martha’s Vineyard.

Oh, Ellen, it’s like you are getting real-life karmic payback for the fictional character you play on television.  So unfair.


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7 Responses to “Anatomy of an Affair?”

  1. maria says:

    If this is true, he is such an ass. No woman deserves this, especially a pregnant one carrying his child.

  2. Alzaetia says:

    Don’t all pregnancies feel like they drag on for five years?

  3. Lauren says:

    I’m sorry, but he looks like one of those drug-dealing grandpas you see in the hood, sitting on the stoops.

    Stereotyping, yes.

  4. Charles says:

    I agree that he looks old but she looks like one of those sleestaks from the old Land of the Lost show.

    Those sunglasses are terrible for both.

  5. Andi says:

    This is at least the fourth time that your site has dissed Star Magazine for false information prior to reporting a Star Magazine report.

  6. anon. says:

    this is actually true, i know her and this has been going on for months now.

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