Laughables Quotables

August 31st, 2009 by Wendie



 

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“It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done.  But I would never judge those who have.  If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem.  It’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy.  That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done.  For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty.”

Demi Moore, denying accusations that she’s undergone plastic surgery.  Sadly, shortly after she gave this interview, she was struck dead by a lethal bolt of lightning. (Picture 1 taken in 2009, Picture 2 taken in 1992.)


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41 Responses to “Laughables Quotables”

  1. spazhatchet says:

    She’s fabulous. Who cares! She doesn’t LOOK like she’s had surgery, ie: the telltale pinching and pulling and zigging and zagging.

  2. Alzaetia says:

    Maybe she’s just a really, really powerful witch.

  3. Jim Liu says:

    Wouldn’t it make more sense to show a current picture of her without sunglasses to compare?

  4. stillmg says:

    yeah i’m not seeing damning evidence of surgery from those pics… she just looks, well, great.

    • Alzaetia says:

      The lines around her mouth are deeper in the older pic than in the more recent one.

      • Steph says:

        I don’t think botox is considered plastic surgery

        • Sophie says:

          That’s it, isn’t it? They’ve all had botox and reckon it doesn’t count as plastic surgery, so say they haven’t had it. But wasn’t there an article once about Demi Moore having plastic surgery on her knees, because they’d gone all wrinkly?

      • Abbi says:

        She’s also smiling in the second picture..

      • Anonymous says:

        Oh please! What botox?
        Lines get deeper when you stretch your mouth wider…
        She’s obviously smiling in the second picture.

  5. dev says:

    she’s hot. i’d hit it.

    why would anyone lie about having surgery? it is their body, their decision. why are people so judgemental and negative about things?

    • tiger lily says:

      That’s what I’m sayin’ – why lie? It’s not like people are hush-hush in Hollywood about work done, it’s no longer seen as a negative (unless you start to look like the cryptkeeper). There are people out there with really good genes, who just don’t age badly.

      • Persistent Cat says:

        Because it means you’re not perfect. You don’t want to be beautiful because of surgery, you want to be beautiful because that’s how you were born. Surgery means you thought you had something that needed fixing, therefore not perfect. If I had it done, I wouldn’t admit it either.

  6. dolcevita says:

    i think age-wise demi looks great in the 2009 photo. however, giant bug-eye glasses and tight flat on-the-scalp hair (especially with a center part) look horrible at any age.

  7. lethermank says:

    She doesn’t look like she has had surgery, but she is obviously pumped full of fillers. She definitely has that botoxy look around the mouf.

  8. kellly says:

    she had her boobs done twice for that flop striptease. that doesn’t count?! WTF.

    • adamjs says:

      That’s exactly what I was thinking; you can attempt to dismiss everything else as semantics with regards to what “surgery” actually “means” …but those things on her chest that appeared overnight a few years back are either implants or freakin’ huge mosquito bites that got infected and never went away…..

      • Kathie says:

        Seriously…WHAT A LIAR! She is so fake it isn’t worth debating! Would she have the hot little boy husband if she actually looked like herself? NO!!! Her children are so UGLY…not just potato head but all of them…they look like her as well as her ex.

  9. daniwho says:

    I guess boob jobs don’t count as surgery. I can see how maybe injecting yourself with botulism isn’t exactly “surgery” but the implants?

    Somewhere I read she’d even had the skin above her knees “done”. Hmmm. Demi, show us your scars!?! (ok gross, even for me)

  10. Marie says:

    Injectables. Botox. Good job.

  11. Tiffany says:

    I honestly don’t see it! AT. ALL. Nose looks the same. Lips, same. She’s older and maybe her face is thinner, but hey, I’ve lost ~75 lbs over 3 yrs and my face is way different in terms of structural appearance. She’s definitely more fit than she was earlier in her career. Call me naive, but I’ll believe her!

  12. Anonymous says:

    I thought the same thing.

  13. Monica says:

    i believe her too.. she doesnt look like she has something done!

  14. sam says:

    wait…she died, she was struck dead by lightning ??

  15. Sheila says:

    Don’t think she’s had anything done to face besides Botox and a little filler. You can see the jawline beginning to soften.

  16. CrabtownUSA says:

    I know she has had plastic surgery. She had a 189 pound turd attached to her right hip and name it Asshole Katcher.

  17. jerzy says:

    Wendie you are a fucking cunt. Because you do not know a fucking thing about anyone in Hollywood you try and compensate by being continuously hateful. You are pathetic.

    • Anonymous says:

      omg shut up jerzy. jebus christ. so annoying. go troll somewhere else, weirdo

      • jerzy says:

        Wow…..it didn’t take you very long to respond to my comment.

        I would have thought a whore like you would spend more time blowing your “date” than just the few minutes you did.

        • Kathie says:

          You have real personality problems, my friend. BPD, rage, insecurities…get professional help before you end up in jail or the hospital. Someone will knock you out for your choice of words and you will be deserving of it.

    • Sickitten says:

      Here’s a little wakeup call, deary…

      http://sickitten.com/categories/Demi%20Moore.aspx

      Any former cross eyed woman who is willing to put a leech in her bellybutton has no problem with cosmetic surgery.

      Do not get pissy w/this blog writer. She is stating the obvious and yes, it is laughable.

      So ram it, clown!

  18. Lulu says:

    What the hell is up with that hair though? She looks like she shaved her head and painted her scalp black.

  19. trollydolly says:

    It’s not possible not to show any signs of ageing in 17 years unless she’s Dorian Grey. I figure alot of contributors to this particular post are quite young and haven’t personally experienced the ravages of ageing.

  20. MissLeeLoo says:

    Some people age better than others. I think my mom looks better now than she did 10 years ago for that matter. If she really had all that work done she’d have a wrinkled neck, which she doesn’t have. She looks radiant, and I think we’re all just a bit jealous!

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