The Many Looks of Christina Applegate
August 26th, 2009 by Evil Beet
OK, loves. We’re almost done promoting ABC’s TV on DVD. I promise. This part is actually a lot of fun. They wanted a photo gallery. I was like “A photo gallery? Shall I take pictures of my television? Or perhaps just my DVD player?” But they were willing to be a little flexible, so I thought it would be fun to do a fashion retrospective on Christina Applegate, the star of ABC’s Samantha Who? (Hey, you can buy the DVDs of it here!) This turned out to be a lot of fun, because, frankly, going through photos of Christina Applegate starting in 1987 is extremely amusing. She may be a beautiful girl and a talented actress, but this was a young woman just crying out for a stylist. It doesn’t help that no one looked good during the 80s. Also fun is looking at the old photos of the men she was with: Enjoy discovering the 1980s looks of Brad Pitt, Matt Perry and Alice Cooper in these photos. And, hey, while you’re at it, go buy a DVD of an ABC show. Beet out.
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How about a brow retrospective? Holy smokes.
Idk if Christina or Marilyn Manson is scarier in that one picture.
Her teeth match her hair color in that main photo. Yikes!
Another stupid goddamn post. Enough with this ABC shit. Nobody cares.
YES….What Anonymous said!
she’s really not that attractive
No, but Brad Pitt is HOT! I would change place with her, in that time, anytime…. I would bleach my hair… I would wear weird clothes for him…
YAWN….I gave up on ABC when they cancelled PUSHING DAISIES.
I grew up with her and her breast cancer kind of hit a little too close. What’s really upsetting are all the photos of her smoking.
Wow, the Beet really is ABC’s bitch. I guess that make us all ABC’s bitches by proxy.
where dit her nose and brows go?
mutch bether now
Even though it could have come out before I was born, Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead was a really great movie.
Nevermind on that one! It came out in 1991, which is a few years after I did.
Oh, great. I definitely have one foot in the grave.
Why, Jenn?
did she date brad pitt or matthew perry? and is that guy she’s holding hands with in the 18th pic chris cornell?
I never understand all the hate spilled onto this Gossip blog.
Everyone has to have a job in order to pay their bills.
So if Beet needs to talk about ABC shows… so be it. The girl has bills to pay.
So I am baffled by the hate filled post’s here… if it is so offensive to your sensitive nature for Beet to earn a living… please move on. It is sad to see someone have a mental breakdown over a this simple post about Christina Applegate and her wonderful “Samantha Who?” show.
Tho I am baffled by ABC wanting to push selling “Samantha Who?” now since they so brutally canceled it. So ABC can bring us more reality TV.
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Now… holy crap… I forgot Christina used to bleach her hair for “Married with children”…. and dang how about those natural eyebrows.
I don’t know what is worse… having fuzzy eyebrows or having Sharpie brows.
if i was christina applegate, i would sue this blog post-haste! (just kidding, i love this blog, i don’t want anyone to sue Beet!)
but jesus harlan christ on a donkey! those are some FUGly pictures!
makes me feel much better about my misguided 80s and 90s style choices! goooooood lord!
Where are those “shop this looks” stickies when you need them?
That was me… I don’t know why I got a bucktoothed avatar…
I’m just thrilled that she managed to grow up in the spotlight and stay a fairly normal, nice human being.
I don’t care if she needs a stylist or not.
She’s hot, beautiful, and an accomplished actress.