The Tribe Has Spoken

August 25th, 2009 by Wendie



Lindsay Lohan

It’s not like Lindsay Lohan is ever home — she spends her nights weeping on the front step of Samantha Ronson’s home — but it hasn’t stopped a trail of unsavory traffic from breaking into her home.  The neighbors want Lohan out.  “The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house.  Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.  This is a really narrow and winding street and I’m amazed there has not been a more serious accident.  I’ve got nothing personal against her but she needs to find a home in a gated community with security at the main gate because all the residents are fed-up with the situation.”

Poor Lindsay!  There’s just nowhere for her to go, is there? Since these home break-ins seem to be directly targeted on Lindsay, and the neighbor also said it seemed like an inside job, I wonder what these people are looking for?  Drugs? Money?

Linds and a few of her friends packed up some personal possessions on Sunday and left the house.  There goes the neighborhood … heaving a sigh of relief.


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14 Responses to “The Tribe Has Spoken”

  1. Bee Hind says:

    Maybe they just want her to move.

  2. Persistent Cat says:

    I assume she owes people money and that’s their only way of collecting.

  3. genevieve says:

    Ok, has anyone else noticed in the very recent pictures of her that she’s had her lips injected? It looks gross.

  4. AppleCat says:

    I thought that was Hillary Duff!

  5. Jacq says:

    I had to look twice, totally thought that was Kate Bosworth.

  6. Boo Boo says:

    I can understand why the robbers took the jewelry. The girl wears very expensive watches, rings, etc. I don’t understand taking the designer purses. Who would want to buy a used purse?

  7. DarkEmpress says:

    How long till ppl try to boot her off the planet?

  8. johnson says:

    This “break-in” is just to create an excuse for when her sex tape comes out. If you remember during the last break-in, she has video survalence in her house. where is the footage from this break-in?

  9. JS says:

    Looking for her cornucopia of drugs. How stupid to keep a safe in your house when you’re never there.

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