Charlize Theron’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Appreciate Ass Smacking
August 24th, 2009 by Wendie
I love hearing about celebrities’ less-than-stellar moments, especially when they look like Charlize Theron. Because if you look like Charlize Theron, I need to know that some part of your life is crap. Apparently, Friday night was crap night for the actress.
“She leaned over the table and smacked some other guys ass,” an eyewitness tells us.
“Stuart looked pissed, and looked at her and said ‘Why did you do that?’”
Clearly she didn’t have a satisfactory answer, as our onlooker tells us the couple bickered all evening before heading out.
“They constantly fought the rest of the night together, and ended up leaving the party early in a big huff,” said the spy.
You know, I think her boyfriend better get over it. I mean, he’s truly the luckiest man in the world to have hitched to her star for this long, so if she wants to smack some dude’s ass, he needs to just accept that. I wonder when the TMZ video of all this will surface?
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Ahahaha no. It’s not him that is lucky, it’s her. Stuart Townsend is waaay too good looking to be dating her.
i have to agree here, it even pissed me off to see him referred to as charlize theron’s boyfriend, without mentioning his full name. she has been lucky all these years to be attached to the hotness that is Stuart Townsend.
They’re both ridiculously hot people, but when I look at Stewart Townsend, all I see is Lestat De Lioncourt… which is more that fine with me :D
At what point do you stop being the boyfriend… when you have been living together for over 5yrs..boyfriend doesnt sound right.
She should have just said, “Because it was there” and then offered him a go.
Wendie,
With all the crap Charlize Theron had to deal with growing up (her mother shot — and killed — her father in self-defense in front of her) I think she’s earned the right to look beautiful without you wishing she could have a crappy day once in a while.
Well, she lost that right simply because she is South African.
he looks like a jealous prick in this photo.
And what would she have said and done if he had slapped a bimbo’s butt.
You should not be sexually assaulting people anyway, and especially when you are out with your partner. Heck you do not flirt with people ( or even talk to them really), and you even try not to look at people or about too much ( especially if you are a guy).
Do not care who it is,or how hot they are , being touched up by rabdom strangers really p*ss*s me off. Also being a guy it is not like you can slap a woman round the face for doing this, heck you can not really use a “put down” either.
Bimbo? Are women bimbos because they’ve gotten their asses slapped?
I do not imagine the guy she felt up was fugly I expect he was a himbo.
And if you are with a girl, any girl not her who gets some attention from you is a bimbo ( to her)
As in :who is that bimbo you were looking at?
Or : Why did you smile at that bimbo waitress ?
Or: Who is that bimbo whose arse you slapped ?
And so on. ( actually they/ you usually say whore instead of bimbo)
You seem to pick 1 throw away word in a post , and go after that, whilst totally ignoring the rest of what is in the post.
Sorry but this look like a total fabricated crap, it’s so ridiclous, is it a slow imagination day for rags? what a joke, they should try to creat something more realistic next time..