Alyssa Milano Gets Hitched

August 16th, 2009 by Molls


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Samantha Micelli tied the knot with CAA agent David Bugliari yesterday in New Jersey. Wearing Vera Wang and holding a bouquet of lilies of the valley, Milano walked down the aisle to an instrumental version of John Lennon’s “Imagine” (barf). The bride told People magazine, “We wanted a wedding that was reflective of who we are as a couple.” Which is different, I suppose, than all those weddings that are reflective of um, not the couple?

The lavish ceremony had an Italian-style dinner similar to the kind Milano grew up with and included Bradley Cooper as a guest, who is a friend of the groom.

While Milano seems like one of those hard-to-hate celebrities, I can’t tell you how exhausted I am of hearing about other people’s weddings. Was there a cake? Did the couple dance? Let me guess– the dress was white, wasn’t it? What?! It WAS?! Tell me more, tell me more…


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14 Responses to “Alyssa Milano Gets Hitched”

  1. WindyCity says:

    Shes actually married?? BOOOOO!!! I liked hearing of her trysts and exploits…. she wasn’t as slutty and devious about her men like … well just about every other person heard of thats famous.

  2. Donkey Punch says:

    This is all a farce to cover up her love for me. Some day she will come back to me.

  3. Lauren says:

    Who is Samantha Micelli?

    • Jessica says:

      I didn’t know either until i googled it. Samantha Micelli is the character she play(ed?) on the TV show “Whoas the Boss?” Never even heard of it. It used to be on in 1984, which was before I was born..

  4. jean says:

    molls Bitter Much

  5. jean says:

    i find it funny that my comment was not posted earlier today
    i asked if molls was bitter much
    i was not aware that bitter was a taboo word.
    i read this blog all the time and rarely comment and have seen some absolutely vile comments directed at the bloggers and other commenter’s.
    really how interesting

  6. mcbiscuit says:

    Imagine is a great song, although I’m surprised rich celebrity types would endorse its sentiments (‘no possessions’).
    Also, I feel really old sharing a blog with someone who was born post Who’s The Boss.

  7. nellboogie says:

    My Girl-Crush…NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  8. nellboogie says:

    Clearly, my avatar is mimicking my sentiments…

  9. nellboogie says:

    Clearly my avatar is mimicking my sentiments…

  10. Chair says:

    Alyssa is so lovely, I bet she looked adorable in Vera Wang!

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