Turns Out Jessica Likes To Hit More Than The Peroxide Bottle
August 14th, 2009 by Wendie
Everyone I was so quick to blame Tony Romo for being your basic commitment-phobe, but new reports seem to point the finger at Jessica for being the cause behind their split.
“Jessica would get really drunk and obnoxious, it was out of control. She would be sprawled everywhere with he head on his lap and the look on Tony’s face said it all,” an insider told Tarts. “He was so embarrassed in front of all the guys and his teammates were really harsh on him over it. Breaking up was a really hard decision for Tony to make.”
We’re also told that the Dallas Cowboy really did love the pop princess and “fought for her” with his skeptical friends, but in the end, it got to a point where it just didn’t make sense for him to stay in the relationship.”
If this is true, and Papa Joe’s little genius is a lush, at least we already know what a talent Jessica has for reality television. I’ve got two words for Jess: Celebrity Rehab.
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When’s the last time you saw a picture of her and her lips didn’t look ridiculous?
This certainly explains the no visit order to his gated community, who wants a drunken Simpson doing drive by’s? Yikes.
I would bet money she is one of those chicks who gets hammered after two cocktails and then tells everyone how drunk she is.
Yeah, the kind I’d love to give a ride home with her skirt hiked over her head and her panties down around her ankles. She’s fucking hot!
This has been going on way before Romo. Jessica is a drunk. So happy Romo made the wise decision to dump her.
Really? You’re happy? You actually feel something about in regards to their lives?
Her hairdresser creeps me out.
sounds untrue. why havent i seen pics of her crawling out of a bar like all the other celeb lushes???
uhh. i really dont understand the caption. like at all. sorrrry if you think im stupid but i dont ahaha
Menas she has a problem drinking (aka Hitting the bottle) in addition to hitting the bleach bottle dying her hair blonde.
Mmm yeah I do think your pretty stupid actually. Or under the age of, ohhhhhh idk, 13.
sounds like bs…why do you people believe everything you read? duh