Omarosa Joins Seminary
August 14th, 2009 by Wendie
Omarosa begins her studies on Monday at United Theological Seminary in Ohio as she works toward obtaining a doctorate in ministry. That’s right folks! The Apprentice reality television “star” who made a name for herself by backstabbing anyone in her wake, has found God in a big-time, career sort of way.
The associate dean of the school thinks O — not to be confused with Oprah … I can’t believe she didn’t trademark “O” — is the perfect candidate for the ministry. Thanks to all her evil-doings, she’ll be relatable to her congregation. Personally, I’d like to take this moment to say a small prayer for O’s right and completely wayward implant.
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It’s always smart to check that the “girls” are facing the same direction before you take them out.
Seriously! They look like googely eyes…
“O” i think she forgot to cover up her girls… Yikes..
black top + white bra = fug.
That doenst look like a bra. Looks like she is wearing a white dress with a black see through thing.
Of course, showing your knockers is very Christian – chaste and pure and all that. Not to mention they’re not facing the same direction like someone else said before :D
Well if she’s really serious about changing herself, maybe this picture was taken before she became Christian.
worst boob job of all time…..well, second to Tori Spelling!
How many will be attending the Seminary, looks like 3 people to me actually 3 boobs….. Don’t they have a rule about silicone in there?
Huuhhhhhwwwwhhhhhaaaaaaaatt?
That’s basically the noise I made when I read the headline. How long do you think she’s going to last when she learns she must turn the other cheek and forgive and forget?
I know! She has to spend a weekend with Janice Dickinson and CANNOT curse or flip out to pass seminary school. That will get rid of this crazy idea.
Hey You never know. People can change and I hope for her sake she has and can show that. At least with her you know already that one of her first loves is money and we ALL have seen how money corrupts. With her we know she has already proven that money and power are her life mates, wonder if she’ll be willing to turn her back on one or both of them and allow God to truly enter her heart and make her a complete soul born, only, to serve God.
I live in Dayton, she’s coming to my town. Oh I hope I can get her to bitch slap me!
I think you meant “Omarosa and her tits join Seminary.”
And although I know what seminary is, I have to admit that theological study is not the first thing that comes to mind when I hear that word.
Think it might be camera angle on boobs. Don’t get me wrong, they are horrible. But if you look at other pictures, they aren’t as lopsided as they look here. But her going to seminary is hilarious.
What angle is this all about? A liar and a schemer, what a croc.
More like Omagrossa!