Ol’ Man Pitt Comes to Town
August 12th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Brad Pitt certainly was dressed appropriately for the Time Traveler’s Wife premiere in New York on Wednesday — he looks like he just stepped off the porch of a plantation-era mansion. In typical Brad style, though, he looks remarkably sexy doing it. The thought of what that beard would do to my chin makes me cringe, but I’d still totally have a make-out sesh with him (I always try to look at it as free micro-derm).
Also very sexy: Rachel McAdams, wearing a dress with a neckline that’s practically a waistline. She pulls it off with panache!
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Im not a fan of his anymore, but he would look so much better if he shaved that mess off his face..IMO
OMG this is so spooky, we’re just having a major debate on twitter about male camel toe, and this appears! Thanks Beet!
I love Rachel McAdams, but really, shoulder pads?!? What’s worst is that the dress is so sheer you can SEE them through the material. Ugh. Maybe if the dress was a darker color, but I don’t think like :-(.
Well maintained beards aren’t scratchy, it’s stubble that’ll give you a rash.
He’s verging on the colonel to me…
I agree, and not because he’s finger lickin’ good. Although he still kinda is, just a little…
Very KFC. Why doesn’t he put some of the same stuff in the facial hair that he has in the hair on his head? OR just shave it off?!?!
I used to love Brad Pitt. I think he got the same treatment in his career very attractive actresses get. I always thought that made him a bit of a himbo hero.
Eric Bana, meooooooooow.
Pfft. I’d rather imagine what that beard would do to my inner thighs. Nothing that felt bad, I’m sure. Oh yeahhhh.
HAHAHAHAHHA!
ditto that thought!