Mischa Barton = Modern-Day Jesus
August 11th, 2009 by Wendie
Like how Jesus walked on water, Mischa walks on air on the set of her new show, The Beautiful Life. I feel like I have to mention Mischa’s upcoming show every day so that no one forgets to watch. It premiers on September 16th. Maybe I can talk Beet into letting me do a live blog of the show. I figure it will probably be cancelled after the first episode, so shouldn’t we enjoy the magic while it lasts?
I have many, many pictures in the gallery — there can never be enough — including Mischa trying to Heimlich Maneuver the sanity out of a costar, Mischa trying to appear unaware of the presence of cameras as well as Mischa sucking on her ciggies, her finger, an iced tea, a key grip’s dick. (I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.)
Here’s the bottom line: This show is going to be epically tragic. There isn’t even a question. I. Can’t. Wait.
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Guess Mischa’s publicist tipped off every single paparazzi in the state of New York.
She’s mildly attractive, mildly being used loosely there… It just looks like she wants BritBrit’s dad to start acting as her legal gaurdian for a while to get her career back in line.
The pictures are from the filming.
Mang I would love the blog!
Idk if it’s from the dress she’s wearing but she looks pregnant. Obviously I don’t think she is, just looks like it. Isn’t that a frightening thought…Mischa Barton being responsible for another person’s life.
She looks good, leave her be.
Agreed. Maybe if she ate instead of courting “exhaustion” and “dehydration” she’d stop needing police intervention for “non-medical emergencies”.
But Chere Wendie: Please. Stop. Writing. Like. This. It’s. Not. Original. Just. Annoying. Thanks. Your. Grateful. Fan.
Can anyone tell me where i can find this dress. Anyone know who the designer is?
one word. SPANX.
That’s an epic case of premenstrual fluid retention. Once a month- you spend a couple of days looking like a python that just swallowed a mongoose.
Still- a bit of weight looks feminine on her, I don’t think she’s ever looked better. Viva la podge.
She’s alright. I like that she’s not a hardbody. Whatsa deal with one shoe?