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August 11th, 2009 by Wendie
Oprah Winfrey was in New York City yesterday lunching with her strictly platonic friend Gayle — owner of the kneecaps and furtive hand placement as seen in the background — and singer Alicia Keyes. Alicia wasn’t in any of these photos which makes me wonder if O didn’t swallow her whole. If you don’t hear of any new AK singles any time soon, you’ll know why.
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Shut up wendie. Do you only spew off like this on eb? I cant believe you utter this foolishness in real life, you are probably one of those women that talks trash secretly behind ppls backs. This entire post was non-sensical and not in the least bit funny.
Wendie definitely has a deep hatred of Oprah that seems disproportionate to whatever harm may have been done to her by Oprah.
But I feel fairly certain that she’d say so in person to her face. People who don’t hold their tongues tend not hold their tongues in any circumstance.
oh my god. shut up dark empress. are you this whiney in real life?
i dont whine i slap bitches. that would be you. i seriously never have ppl talking this bs to my face.
yeah, seriously, don’t hate on Opera. Its childish.
I see Opha is back to her weight problem again.
Wendy
I’m in love with you. i think you are comic genious. sometimes i think you should have your own celebrity gossip page. I mean i love beet, and i mean prior to your vacay- you were the main writer for this. Good on ya beet for creating an empire but Wendy- time 4 u to start working 4 urself!!
darkempress needs to go bury themselves in a dark cave.
“I like Captain Solo where he is.”
Excellent.
“Um .. *snicker* .. Oprah’s a fatass! Oprah’s a lesbo!” Hilarious and insightful (for a third-grader).
Funny woman, I will upload this to the big&tall dating club
___Tall Mingle.c-o-m___ to share with those hot models and bbws.
Oprah is a stupid scientology loving bitch.