Lady GaGa Has a Tiny Penis

August 6th, 2009 by Evil Beet


Apparently GaGa copped to this a long time ago, but somehow it didn’t make a splash in the news until there was video of her penis hanging out during a concert. The peen in question makes its big debut just after the 1:00 mark.

So GaGa’s a hermaphrodite — I thought that was a politically correct term, but I’ve been informed the more PC term is “intersexual.” She has a penis and a vagina and she identifies as female. This is reportedly her statement about it, although take it with a grain of salt, because I haven’t been able to trace it back to any reliable source:

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.

So whatever. If it’s not a big deal to her, it’s not a big deal to me. John Hughes died today. I’m in no mood to make a fuss over Lady GaGa’s tiny remnant penis.


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244 Responses to “Lady GaGa Has a Tiny Penis”

  1. Cliffy says:

    Fuck, doesnt matter whether she has a dick or a vag or both. |Id ram her vag and suck her cock. shes perfect for me aha

  2. Anonymous says:

    You’re fucking gross

  3. Anonymous says:

    Lmao

  4. LAWL says:

    LMAO that was funii ^^^

  5. LALALA says:

    W0W NiqqA U HAVE A PENis HAHAHAHHAHAA W0w Bt WH0 CArE U PRETTy AND S0 WHAt kk G0 LADy GAGA!!! HA

  6. beth barker says:

    how is she a hermaprodite? in an interview a journalist asked her if she has a penis and she said that “her beautiful vagina was very offended.” and lady gaga’s manager keeps saying how rediculous these rumors are. and she has posed naked so many times for magazines, dont you think that something would have slipped from one of the photographers by now if she had a penis flopping around on the set lol? she may be bisexual but that doesnt mean shes a hermaphrodite! and that quote that was posted saying that she admitted to having a penis may not be from her. there isnt a reliable source or 100% proof that she is the one who said that.

  7. borat says:

    i have a sexy time with my mother in law i wood also boon mrs gaga
    no joke

  8. Anonymous says:

    laddy ga ga has a penus wow i bet a guy would love to suck on that lol

  9. dr says:

    Bend her over and hite the pooper,can’t see the pee pee from there.Grab her hair and hit it from behind and yell Yeeee Hawwwwww((( Rodeo style))))

  10. Anonymous says:

    lady gaga well fit she aint got no penis

    • Anonymous says:

      lol nub yes she does. This should put to rest all those ugly rumors about Lady GaGa being a woman. She must get sick and tired of everyone calling her a chick all the time. God. People can be so cruel.

  11. holly says:

    lmao um have u seen videos she wears like skin type clothing ive never see no damn tiny penis anywhere so shut the fuck up u damn rumor

  12. FELICIA says:

    lady gaga does not have an penis if that is so how does she gets fucked by men striat men

  13. paul_parker says:

    she dosnt have a penis she has a vagina and i would fucking do her all day till i died and make her suck my ten inch cock xx yuymyum xx

  14. JoeDaWeirdo says:

    She po-po-po-pokes her face with that
    pe-pe-pe-penis.

  15. deadend1234 says:

    whatta……….it is only joke?:P

  16. deadend1234 says:

    if it is true show it to me…………………lol :D

  17. Anonymous says:

    So we take turns takin it from behind. Big deal

  18. dopeekidd says:

    ok wtf is a vaqq lol lady qaqa has a vapenis lmfao :D so does hector
    :)

  19. i personally think thats disgusting and sick but im not gonna rub it in or anything because its not like its her fault shes a hermaphrodite. just leave it alone dumbasses

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