Your Daily Lohan (is Blonde)
August 1st, 2009 by Kelly
In case you missed it, La Lohan is blonde. And has been for a few days. Lindsay was spotted leaving Sam’s house yesterday afternoon with her newly deep fried locks cracklin’ in the wind like the hayfields of the Oaklahoma dust bowl. A few moments later, Samro exited carrying an empty pizza box and trying to avoid the paps.
The question I have for you is this: Do you care?
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Sadly, yes. I like to read the daily lohan posts.
Is there something wrong with her mouth? it looks sort of swollen…
gross! definitely some kind of injection (but not hot beef…)
And that’s why we wear sunblock kids. To prevent premature aging and looking like…that.
And you’re totally right Kelly- we absolutely do not care. The only people less interesting than her are Jon & Kate and Spiedie.
It’s for her new movie. Yay!
Yes, let’s focus on that. Since she always gets criticised for being unemployed, why not take this opportunity to mention that she is doing Machete with Robert Rodriguez and the hair is for the movie role.
Lohan is pathetic. She’s convinced she’s Marilyn Monroe. I don’t think she realizes Marilyn lived to 36.
jeneria, i agree, except lohan already looks older than marilyn ever did.
Ugh, her freaking lips. I liked red-headed normal-lipped Lindsay. Sigh.
I do care. And it’s sad.
Misspelled Oklahoma. But it’s okay, cause that place is humid as fuck in the summer.
Fuck, that former actress is ugly. I can’t believe she’s still alive.
She did get her lips done and on her it makes her look like she has a dirty sanchez, the fuzz on her lips is accentuated and moustache’s on women is never a good look. Although Sam probably digs it but the rest of us… not so much.
Rumor has it that she’s got big bald spots from inconsistent care of her dreadlocks, I mean extensions and she’s got a lot of breakage as well. She looks so much better with her color closer to it’s natural shade, she’s a very washed out blond and the auburn is so much more attractive.
Well good luck to her, Rodriquez is a really nice man, but I can only imagine the fireworks on that set with Michelle Rodriguez in the cast, they will have to pry them out of the bathroom to film anything.
Sam must be thrilled she’s going to be out of town for a couple of months, she can go into the witness protection program and get away with a clean break if she wants to.
Wow… LL looks like ass.
Kelly… have we ever cared? This girl just needs to be banished to outer Mongolia.
I’ll take this over a daily Gosslin any day.
Yes, we care because it’s for her new film. Hollerrrrrrrrrrrr!
Lohan looks way older than her age. Meaning, she looks like a
meth-head.
not one bit.
no i don’t care and i wish we could just stop talking about her and reporting her every move. maybe she would finally dissappear.
Agreed, Debie. Her only move is that she was ’spotted leaving Sam’s house’ or ‘breaking in to Sam’s house’ – you mean that is not news?
Her hair looks horrible and those boots are the worst!
What do you call white trash?
Lindsay Lohan… for real
and no, I couldn’t give a shit less
You spelled Oklahoma incorrectly.
You spelled Oklahoma incorrectly.
And it was a beautiful 72 yesterday.
Guess what? Lilo thinks she’s gonna be the next great Mexican Marilyn pin up girl., she’s probably is… until her hair falls out.
I knew I belonged to the public and to the world, not because I was talented or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else.
Marilyn Monroe
This douchebag should be making porn flicks with her mother doing Monster Cocks. Yeah, I know she loves pussy but so do most of the porn stars.