Jude Law Knocked Someone Up And How I Grossed Myself Out
July 30th, 2009 by Wendie
Jude Law got some chick pregnant; she’s due this fall. Her name hasn’t come out yet and they aren’t in a relationship, so it was probably a typical Jude Law conquest accomplished by a liberal application of Stoli and English charm (though, obviously lacking a liberal application of spermicide).
I started going through the photo agencies’ Jude Law pictures of the past year, looking for this mysterious female that is now impregnated with Law’s kid. (Obviously, I think I’m Nancy Drew.) I did find some pictures of him with a woman, and they just had that “look”. You know the look, the one that says “We’ve swapped body fluids.” They looked really intimate with their arms wrapped around each other and lots of eye-gazing. I was pretty much convinced that I’d found her, until I realized that the chick he looked so enamored with was … his sister.
And scene.
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Best post ever.
I read elsewhere that it is Rachel McAdams sister. Total rumor though.
Yah, I read that too.
http://www.celebitchy.com/63157/star_jude_laws_baby-mama_is_rachel_mcadams_sister/
gawker recently had a blind item very similar to this: http://gawker.com/5324474/which-big+name-actor-knocked-up-his-co+stars-sister
item #2
Interesting. I don’t know if I would consider Rachel McAdams C list though! That may just be because I like her so much though. :) If it is true, talk about an awkward working environment! Geez!
She’s definitely not C list. She’s B to B+ at worst.
HA! ‘And Scene’ fanfreakintastic!
Haha.
Oh, Wendie.
You. Are. Amazing.
you’re genius :-)
Wendie, I ♥ you.
That had me laughing out-loud and attracting odd looks from co-workers. Thanks!
and what a scene!
wendie-you crack me up!
Hahaha, Wendie! Love the post! LOVE IT! Soo funny, really made my day!
Hahaha! Loved this post!
I used to find him so attractive but he really hasn’t aged well. I used to see pictures of him with his kids all the time and I admired how he and his ex-wife were a good model of divorced parents who get along well for the sake of their kids. Then Sienna Miller and nanny-gate happened and now he just seems like a balding, beady-eyed, strange looking, bloke who blunders into one mistake after another wondering where his sex-appeal has gone.
Exactly. Can we say mid-life crisis hits early?
I don’t think it’s his aging, per se, but rather his dirtiness and greasiness. He always looks like he’s hiding some terrible STD under his designer britches.
I still think he’s really hot. Is that wrong?
No Grommet – I’m with you!!! Sure, he’s kinda squeezy but still very sexy!!! It’s the accent that does it for me! I would pound the hell out of him.
Awesome post, Wendie! “And scene.” haha amazing
This is the baby momma
http://www.modelmayhem.com/570992
I think everyone has figured it’s Rachel McAdam’s sister Kayleen,who did visit her on set and is pregnant.
If it’s someone else Jude’s way to busy for his own good. He’s got 4 kids why wouldn’t he have avoided this by saving sperm and getting snipped. Far more economic and now he’s tied to a fling forever. Jerk.
The mother to be’s attorney released a statement about the DNA test, it’s a model Samantha Burke, who is totally gorgeous, should be one attractive little girl, she’s registered and due Oct 6th, naming the girl Sophia.
Would have been an awesome story if it was Kayleen though. Just think of the press junket news when Sherlock Holmes is released. Oh well, best wishes to the new mom!
It’s official the knocked up one is Samantha Burke
Yep. Apparently this chick is from here (Pensacola, Fl)–it’s actually in our newspaper today.