That Reality Show Rumor is Starting To Make More Sense

July 29th, 2009 by Wendie



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I told you the other day that K-Fed was in talks to star in a reality show.  And since being paid to take care of your own kids isn’t necessarily riveting television, the producers needed another angle.  Boy, do they have one — weight loss!  

Federline has to have gained close to 100 lbs. since his days with Brit.  Come to think of it, I haven’t seen him with his two older kids — the ones he had with Shar Jackson — lately.  You don’t think he ate them, do you?  I think it’s entirely possible that this fame whore has purposely packed on the pounds so he could land a weight-loss reality show.  After all, he married someone to raise his own profile.  What’s a few Ring Dings?

Too bad the name The Biggest Loser is already taken.


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17 Responses to “That Reality Show Rumor is Starting To Make More Sense”

  1. JennB says:

    The strangest part is his face isn’t THAT much bigger, but he’s so much rounder. It’s like only one part of him grew…and grow it did….

    • myspace face says:

      myspace face! myspace face! myspace face!

    • Robin says:

      I thought the same thing. I know it isn’t, but if somebody told me they photo shopped his head on a fat man’s body before I saw it on here I probably would have believed them.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Maybe we should call him K-Fat.

  3. Jinxy says:

    It’s TRUE. There was a blind item over at Crazy Days & Nights a few months ago, with weight gain being on purpose but it didn’t give the sex of the person and thinking back on everything, it totally fits. Sadly, Kathy Ireland was a guess because she gained 20 lbs and is selling some tape now about losing weight. Kfed makes more sense but who would be so desperate they would eat themselves to death for money?

    Kfed is a nasty oinker for gaining weight just to make mo’ money. God, what is wrong with him, can’t he get a normal job and for once in his life earn money like a man?

    • Squeeziee says:

      Because… he’s a massive tool. I believe that is the overriding reason for pretty much everything he does.
      (Also, I’m gonna second K-Fat as his new nickname – normally I would think that it would be cruel to call someone names, but for the above reason I will make an exception).

  4. nomen cognomen says:

    Well, I guess those over-sized white t-shirts aren’t really over-sized anymore….

  5. Señor Loco says:

    Look more like a K-Mart than a K-Fed.

  6. LilDi says:

    He looks so bizarre because his head is so small yet everywhere else looks like it tripled in size. Then he wears those wierd ghetto long shorts and hightops and it is so unflattering. He is wierd looking! I always thought he look scuzzy before, but now he just looks gross.

    Hahahaha K-Fat!

  7. Anonymous says:

    every thing britney touches turns to fat.

  8. Erin says:

    Oh. My. Lordie.

    Kevin Federlot. Wow. That’s quite an effort. Isn’t this guy a dancer?

  9. susan says:

    obviously he’s gained alot of weight…but 100 lbs? is that for real, or just a guesstimate?

  10. Laurie says:

    Kinda looks like Luke Wilson…if he put on some poundage too…

  11. rachael says:

    WTF!?!? I should have heard months ago that K-Fed was pregnant! why are we only catching wind of this now? it looks like he is about to deliver! seriously though, the guy looks knocked up. the rest of his body is normal but for that huge baby bump and those new titties. unfotunate.

  12. Karina in T.O says:

    Sigh. I’m so glad I’m not the only chub in the room wearing a tracksuit, because anything that doesn’t have an elastic waist is just a tad too snug. LOL Work it K-fed-well, work it baby!

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