Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan Sits Next To Someone More Stoned Than She
July 29th, 2009 by Wendie
Remember when Lindsay said she was a workaholic? Do you think she meant alcoholic? Oops, sorry — that was obvious. What I meant to say was, “Do you think she meant shopaholic?”
I need to understand Lindsay Lohan’s technique of money management. She spends her time making milkshakes and scenes yet can afford to shop at the toniest boutiques in Bev Hills. I must be taught this method of finance immediately.
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those giant pink toenails have got to go.
Hehe. At least they’re painted for once…
Yes-that is what cocaine looks like. She thinks she looks great but it is a very warped mind playing tricks on her.
been there-done that.
it will get worse before it gets better.
I seriously thought that was Donatella Versace before I read the caption. Oh dear.
I thought it was sharon stone before I read the headline.
I did too! She looks so old…bah
that guy is noted stoned (the effect of marijuana intoxication). his funtime is coming from opiates. heroin? oxycontin? either, my kind of person to be photographed with.
ughhh bitch has the McQueen boots…
she’s blonde…….shit happens
He looks like a cartoon character i remember but cannot for the life of me remember the name of! A really dopey-looking cartoon guy but cant think! Its bugging me now!
She looks like a mutten dressed as lamb granny! Not too good a facial expression going on there Linds!
But damnit who is that cartoon guy im thinking of?!
Ok its really bugging me now! Its like a dopey cartoon dog thing! I cant remember!
Are you thinking of Droopy Dog? If so, I totally agree!