Kendra Wilkinson to Pen Biography, Expected to Sell Tens
July 24th, 2009 by Wendie
Kendra Wilkinson has a book deal. Just let that sink in.
Kendra Wilkinson has, in a complete stroke of genius, found yet another way to extend what should have been 22 seconds of fame into another business venture. ”I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. I have a husband I adore, a baby on the way, and now my memoir is going to be published!”
She should feel like the luckiest girl in the world. It just isn’t that easy to land a book deal. It takes a very specific combination of talent, marketability (and in Kendra’s case silicone and luck) to accomplish this. Obviously, this project is happening but it’s probably not too late to start a letter-writing campaign to the publisher insisting that she isn’t allowed to laugh on the audio book recording.
No exact word on what this book will cover, except that it’s a ”humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale”. The yet-to-be-titled memoir — how about “No Bunny Cares What You Have To Say”? — is set to be released next summer. Get that shit on your Amazon pre-order right away.
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“Obviously, this project is happening but it’s probably not too late to start a letter-writing campaign to the publisher insisting that she isn’t allowed to laugh on the audio book recording.”
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Or, to put it as Kendra would, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha hahaha!
And wow, you nailed her laugh!!!
This makes me want to vomit. SERIOUSLY? Kendra Wilkinson, the dumbest, most obnoxious person on the planet “writing” a book? Does she even know how to READ?????
I LOVE Kendra! I know she’s crazy and ditzy but she is so adorable. I even love her laugh!
i love kendra too! i feel like she is truly herself and she cracks me up!
I love her, too. She’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, but she’s genuine and seems to have a warm heart.
I think it’s awful how people can like this skank who whored herself to an old man with money. This is why society is falling apart.
“expected to sell tens”
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wow, Kendra outsmarts Holly yet again to a book deal,
maybe she is not as dumb as we all think she is
well, who am i kidding. thegirl is dumber than a bag of rocks!
just lucky