Victoria Beckham Opts For Lipstick Over Food

July 23rd, 2009 by Wendie



Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham was spotted today during a photo shoot today in London.  Per usual, she completely ignored trays of food and instead opted for some no-calorie, fat-free lipstick.

Maybe it’s tough to look super casual on a piece of playground equipment when you’re wearing Louboutins but I haven’t seen anyone so stiff since Bill Clinton was in the Oval Office.  You do realize she is incapable of experiencing the emotion of joy because she hasn’t had cheese in decades, right?


Before you leave a comment, please make sure you've read our Guide to Commenting. It could save you a great deal of embarrassment.

10 Responses to “Victoria Beckham Opts For Lipstick Over Food”

  1. gc says:

    Maybe it’s because I never see celebrities in person, or posing on the red carpet in photos, or only on tv with other celebrities, but that picture of her standing with that normal sized, fed, man in the background completely blew my mind.

    Shocking and so sickening

  2. kb says:

    umm, I could be totally off base here, but that food looks like it may have been poorly photo-shopped in. There appears to be a half of a muffin (in a half of a muffin cup) and a peculiarly disjointed bagel, I’m really confused…

  3. Persistent Cat says:

    I would sell my soul for those shoes. Sans question.

    I’m no fan of hers but I do dig her cool aloofness. And I’d bang her husband six ways to Sunday.

  4. B says:

    So wait, this was… today, right?

  5. Grace says:

    Seeing how thin she is, I feel sad. Poor woman.

  6. Amy says:

    Does this woman ever smile? Is she even really human? I could not imagine her doing regular human activities and having regular human interactions like laughing with her husband or taking care of her kids.

    She’s like a robot.

  7. Manda says:

    HATE this bitch. I don’t really know why lol.

  8. MymaJane says:

    I normally hate women like this, but there is something about her that I just love. I think she’s fantastic.

  9. Whisk says:

    Such a plain, ratty looking woman. What is all the hype about?

  10. funkybanana says:

    Eat !! Eat, good woman. Eat !

    and what’s with that 24×7 pout ?

Leave a Reply