The Scent Of Amy Winehouse
July 23rd, 2009 by Wendie
It’s only the Daily Star, but they are reporting that Amy Winehouse is working on developing a fragrance. Yep, she’s jumping on the celebrity perfume bandwagon. I mean, is there anything about Amy Winehouse that is synonymous with “Smells Good”? No. Though I feel the same way about Paris Hilton and she’s got about 157 fragrances in her empire. Perhaps by the holidays we’ll be able to buy Wino, with top notes of cocaine and bourbon and secondary wisps of subtle desperation.
In other Amy news, yesterday she appeared at court for her latest legal entanglement. Last summer she allegedly punched a fan and has opted to try the “I’m too short to punch anyone” defense. Clearly still high.
And why is no one focused on the real story? The one about how Amy Crackhouse wore her slippers to court.
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Other than the shoes, I think she look pretty wonderful.
That suit is adorable.
you are right she looks good but how long do you think her team worked on her??
I agree, she looks really good….for her. Walking a straight line, eyes focused-not rolled back in her head, recently showered, and ultra high “bump it” in place, very nice!
As much as I too hate the perpetual slippers she looks better than she has in longer than I can remember. Hopefully this is a good turn for her. I would like to see her get her life together.
Wow,I thought I was the only one who thought she looked better than usual.
Sign of recovery??
She looks great! Look at pics of her a year ago to now! What a difference
She looks so much better! That said- I’m not buying any Winehouse perfumery. What?
I love that Crackasaurus. Honey will smoke her socks to get high, but she’s still my girl!
She looks 10 times better than she used to, but dammit if she wont leave those stank slippers alone already!
Id never buy an Amy scent, but I’ll be the first to buy her next release, whenever that is…
Maybe the (unusually clean and not blood spattered) slippers are all part of the “I’m too small” defence. I’m delighted to see her looking so much better.
She does look uncharacteristically wonderful.
But I gotta admit, this post was freaking hilarious.
LOVE.
I want to say her perfume would smell something like a mixture between burnt hair, festering sores and a dirty crack pipe.
I’m pretty sure Amy smells of sweat and cannabis. That said, I love that suit and I find it hilarious how she’s wearing her old, filthy pumps to court :D :D :D I love English people I do
She’s looking fabulous! But she really needs to get rid of those ballet slippers of hers…
That pic has me wanting to have a night of crack and bourbon fueled sex with Miss Winehouse…
Wow, I’ll finally have the opportunity to find out what the combination of crack and ass smell like. I think I’ll pass though. It’s not really a “bucket list” kind of thing.
Seriously?! Is this a recent photo? She looks great. For her, normally she is so uckenfugly.
Will her new scent smell of methbreath?
this stuff is just going to be some grey goose in a little bottle. I can get that already, thankyouverymuch.
winehouse parfume….. now we all can smell like a crack pipe
Janice from Friends!!