Brad Doesn’t Believe In God, Does Believe In Sex
July 23rd, 2009 by Wendie
Doing press for his World War II movie Inglourious Basterds, Brad Pitt granted an interview to the German magazine BILD. He spoke about his personal philosophies regarding a higher power and deftly side-stepped questions about his sex life.
BILD: Do you believe in God?
Brad Pitt (smiling): No, no, no!
BILD: Is your soul spiritual?
Brad Pitt: No, no, no! I’m probably 20 per cent atheist and 80 per cent agnostic. I don’t think anyone really knows. You’ll either find out or not when you get there, until then there’s no point thinking about it.
BILD: Angelina told me once about your giant bed where all eight of you snuggle up?
Brad Pitt: Yes we have a 3 metre wide bed, but even that isn’t big enough. They all come crawling in in the morning. It’s just about surviving! We all have sleep deprivation.
BILD: Do you find the time to make love?
Brad Pitt (looks puzzled): What?
BILD: Is it sometimes just the two of you?
Brad Pitt: Yes we make time for ourselves. It’s very important for every relationship.
See? This is why I cannot understand Brangelina. Angelina Jolie is trying to save the world, one orphan and one beige dress and one condescending smile at a time. Brad Pitt, on the other hand, is like, “Yeah, a little lower. To the left.” Where is the compatibility?
And in case you’re wondering, yes, those are the flames of hell in the background of this picture.
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Wendie, I just have to say that your snarkiness brightens my day.
Good onya Braddles. Americans often appear to genuinely believe in magical shit (cf Pascal believers more traditional elsewhere) so its refreshing to see someone talking sense.
Ignorance: Brad and “mcbiscuit”
Okay, this really made me laugh.
So I wonder how many people are going to be “disappointed” because he has his on beliefs and *insert deity here* forbid he doesn’t believe what you all do.
Oh…poor Miss Malice has been mistreated and is going to take it out on the entire God-believing community. It must be soooo difficult to be you Miss Malice – boo f-cking hoo!
Hahahaha. Took the words right out of my mouth!
Umm what?
Being a little overly hostile there don’t you think?
And actually no it’s fucking fantastic to be me, also just because I posted that comment doesn’t mean I myself don’t believe in God…
haha
you are sad.
the reply was directed to miss malice.
No disappointment from me….I can’t stand Brad Pitt. Satan can keep him.
It doesn’t matter where they live, that couple will always be Hollyweird.
he is PIG VOMIT anyway and god wouldn’t want HIM…..
Hey Brad, I’ve got news for you. I don’t believe in you either, douchebag.
Freakin love him…. he has the balls to say what he believes in, instead of hide behind the idea that we should all believe in a god of sorts. It’s not like he spoke ill about those who do believe. it’s his point of view and he’s entitled to it.
i don’t get the a little lower and to the left comment.
Oh dear, don’t believe A THING Bild says. It’s like a German version of Sun.