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The Best Part of the New Melrose Place Trailer Is the Music

July 22nd, 2009 by Evil Beet



LOOK HOW HIP THE CW IS, YOU GUYS!!!!

The trailer for the upcoming Ashlee Simpson-starring Melrose Place features Britney’s “Circus.” That should be your first clue that this is a really bad trailer. Like, you can take pretty much the shittiest show on television and find some way to make it look compelling in a 60-second trailer. But this? Is a giant fail. I can’t even fathom tuning in for this show.


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7 Responses to “The Best Part of the New Melrose Place Trailer Is the Music”

  1. maple says:
    July 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    WOW! That looks like epic awfulness.

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  2. Reno says:
    July 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    I agree Sasha – I won’t be tuning in for that!

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  3. Wendie says:
    July 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    “No apartment building has ever been so complex.” Groan.

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  4. S says:
    July 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Reminds me of every other show they have on the CW lmao

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  5. Anonymous says:
    July 22, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    That doesn’t remind me of the old Melrose AT ALL! And Ashlee’s acting…HA…”That’s ALOT of money” really awful.

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  6. Erin says:
    July 22, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    What’s CW? I’m in Australia, we don’t know what’s going on half the time. Just watch the kangaroos hop past.

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