At this Point, I Could Use Tori Spelling to Dig Old Chicken out of My Teeth

July 19th, 2009 by Kelly



Tori Spelling Makes You Feel Good About Being a Little Overweight

Toothpick.

Tori and the family visited Coogie’s Beach Cafe this Sunday to grab a bite to eat, or in Tori’s case, to look at the food and occasionally smell it.

The family became irate and left the restaurant when a waitresses mistakenly attempted to use Tori to hold together a club sandwich.


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13 Responses to “At this Point, I Could Use Tori Spelling to Dig Old Chicken out of My Teeth”

  1. Alzaetia says:

    Hahaha!
    Nice one, Kelly!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Laxatives, etc.. She is one homely chick.. and even skinny is never a bonus.

  3. cady says:

    holy shnikeys, someone get that girl a weight gainer shake and stat!

  4. dolcevita says:

    wow this is so sad. why doesn’t someone do an anorexic intervention for her?

  5. Reno says:

    Best post to date Kelly – very nice! LOVES IT!

  6. Hautie says:

    I realize Tori has always been a slender girl… to the point of too slender… she has really gotten down right scary skinny.

    Plus I always thought she dressed fairly well but in the last month or so she has looked like she has stopped caring about herself. It is all kinda of odd behavior for her. Normally she is camera ready when roaming around LA…. not so much now.

  7. Anonymous says:

    it makes it extra-freaky that her breasts stay the same size.

  8. Merc says:

    Her shoes could even be the little ribbon at the end of the toothpick.

  9. meohmy says:

    Sorry Kelly, I wouldn’t let that skank anywhere near my mouth!

  10. My Cat Loves TV says:

    Ugh….more fringed boots from the Lindsay Lohan collection! And excuse me, it is the middle of July and she lives in California…WTF is the deal with these chicks wearing boots in the summer? I’m getting toe fungus, athlete’s foot and a nasty spreading rash just looking at them.

  11. ask pasha says:

    “Holy Skeleton, Batman!” WTF????? I used to love their show……but I can’t stomach this, I never was a really big fan of hers but she was definitely a friend in my head….LOL!!! I hope she gets help soon cause that is not a good look Tori….she looks like a hot ass mess right now.

    hugs & kisses xoxo

  12. tyla says:

    you are an obnoxiouse BRAT.
    anyone with an eating disorder CANNOT help it, its a disease.
    you teasing that is just rude.
    &shes not a skeleton, shes just thin.

    get over yourselves

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