Orlando Bloom’s Girlfriend in Her Underwear
July 18th, 2009 by Kelly
This is the chick that Orlando Bloom has proposed to, twice. This is also the chick that has turned down Orland Bloom, twice.
These are pictures of said chick, Miranda Kerr, modeling the new line of Victoria’s Secret lingerie.
Now, I drink as much haterade as the next girl who spends a little more time each day struggling into her size 10 jeans (that seem to be magically shrinking like one of Rick Moranis’ on screen children in a Disney movie). But I’ve gotta say, I honestly don’t find her attractive. She definitely doesn’t have a bad body. But sexy? No.
In fact, the above picture reminds me of one of those creepy, lifesize Japanese sex dolls. (Link shows fake, plastic titties and is NSFW.)
I also think I see some pube stubble peeking out of the top of her skivvies in this one.
But to each his (or her) own, I guess.
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uhh, I think she is gorgeous.
I agree with O.B. on this one.
she’s gorgeous. i think she actually looks better in candid pics of her – without the photoshopping and excessive makeup.
I completey agree! She’s is out of this world gorgeous. Kelly, you should look up more pictures of her
…or get your vision checked.
Oh, she’s gorgeous alright – if you like a woman with a face shaped like a shoe-box and a chin that looks like her butt.
She looks a bit like she’s starving
FINALLY! someone agree’s with me! i think she is just not attractive at all. so blah. her body is all pasty and flat and bony and her eyes look like aliens. I’m not saying this because im jealous…i think adriana lima and others are absolutely gorgeous and sexy but i just do not get this.
Her face is WAY better than StupidGiselle’s. God, what a horse face SHE’s got. Bleh.
I’d rather see more fleshiness, if that makes sense. More voluptuousness, if you will.
But that’s just me.
Sorry Kelly, she is a fine-ocerous!
Ew! There is stubble above the skivvies!
Buttaface.
Personally I think she is drop dead gorgeous! I love everything about her, poor Orlando though hahaha ;D I can’t believe he got denied twice! He should just be happy he has her as a gf you know?
don’t like her face at all.
I think it’s her nozzle area; the nose/upper lip looks weird.
Yep, she’s hot.
I think what some people are reacting to is that she is not as curvy as most lingerie models.
I agree.
I think she should be a bit curvier, but I think her face is adorable though.
For a split second I thought this was Selena Gomez
I definitely thinks he has a super nice body. Her face isn’t great though…
i think her body looks great…except that it looks EXCESSIVELY photoshopped.
Those photos are always photoshopped and that’s what I keep reminding myself.
That said, that is one fine looking woman.
And I’ve never been a fan of Orlando and never saw what others saw in him but the current pics of him make him look like a man, he’s not that bad. He’s like Justin Timberlake.
If Kelly is really a size 10, I wonder what she thinks of Wendie’s “fat” comments about Jessica Simpson?
stop trolling. this has nothing to do with the post.
STFU Taylor!
*sigh* First: my comment was more conducive to conversation than posting “Miranda Kerr is hot”, so you should be THANKING me for trying to liven the mood of the site with some discussion. Second: These are comments on a blog. This is not a forum, so we don’t need your moderation.
But thanks for your two cents. The world needs busy-bodies, after-all.
She’s a hottie. Please get your vision checked!
what the hell are you smoking??? shes fucking GORGEOUS!
Joy is right– she does actually look better in candid pictures than this particular one. She is gorgeous, way prettier than that Alessandra chick. It does look like stubble in that one picture though! It can’t be, though, there’s no way that would have escaped Photoshop!
Miss J said pretty girls don’t cover their faces with their hair.
Hahaha, you got to love Ms. Jay!
There’s nothing special about her body that’s any different than the millions of girls out there.
I totally disagree. I think Miranda Kerr is gorgeous. Who I don’t get and think is overrated is Adriana Lima.
She is very beautiful! But from looking at these pictures she does not look like she’s 26. And I don’t mean that in a good way.
All the Victoria’s secret models bother me because their torsos seem to be abnormally long. Maybe that’s just photoshopping. That being said, I think she has a cute face.
I danced with her at a concert in Australia several years ago and in person she was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. She is very petite – I’m not big and she made me feel like shrek.
She’s a good looking woman and most men would agree.
She has a bangin’ body but alas…munchkin face.
oh i take that back, she’s way too skinny.
I live in Aus, and I can tell you every single guy wants a piece of this woman. I hate to admit it but she IS absolutely gorgeous.
she has a beautiful smile but is tooo skinny
even this (photoshopped) picture for pirelli callendar shows her ribs
eww
http://artschoolvets.com/blog/darea/files/2009/06/pirelli4.jpg
haha are you serious?! miranda kerr has one of the best bodies. she is thin without starving herself and therefore she still has breasts! she has the most happy attitude and is one of australias sexiest models. if you dont think she is stunning there is no hope for anyone else on this planet
I think she looks a lot like Kate Bosworth when she was super skinny. Orlando definitely has a type.
I have to agree with Beet… Miranda is not that sexy.
Adriana Lima & Alessandra Ambrosio are.
Killer body, and a very natural, cute face. She’s not “sexy.” I’d say the word is “pretty.”
i love the pic its hot